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    How did the people behind the latest hack escape?

    They ransomewhere.

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    It's my birthday this week; everybody gets a good'un


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    at least he has a spare harmonic balancer

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    Lol! That was funny.

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    Why is there a hole in the TV?

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    The Nintendo Zapper never looked better! LOL !
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    With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

    16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhotonWrangler View Post
    With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

    16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.
    I had to google this.... no words
    I DO NOT HAVE...
    AURORAPHOBIA, OR EOSOPHOBIA, OR EREUTHOBPHOBIA, OR ERYTHROPHOBIA, OR ERYTOPHOBIA, OR PHENGOPHOBIA, OR PHOTOAUGLIAPHOBIA, PHOTOPHOBIA, OR SELAPHOBIA..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhotonWrangler View Post
    With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

    16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.
    Took me over a week to figure this one out...
    Last edited by KITROBASKIN; 06-29-2017 at 12:11 PM.

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    I had to look it up the first time I heard it also. I suppose if I was a chemistry major I'd have gotten it immediately!

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    In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarHalo View Post
    In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.
    One really needs to roll over the image with their cursor to be able to fully appreciate its beautiful lines.

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    Haha that's amazing. Thanks for sharing. Just saw this recently:

    Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the sides?

    So that when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarHalo View Post
    In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.
    That's nothing. Just out of curiosity, I typed in "Bag of crap" and got numerous results!
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    An old guy is driving home from work ,
    when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


    "Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

    "There was a bit on the news just now,
    some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


    "Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

    "There are Hundreds of them ! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgess View Post
    An old guy is driving home from work ,
    when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


    "Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

    "There was a bit on the news just now,
    some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


    "Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

    "There are Hundreds of them ! "
    Saw that one coming a mile away.... Thankfully I had time to pull off onto the shoulder.
    "The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgess View Post
    An old guy is driving home from work ,
    when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


    "Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

    "There was a bit on the news just now,
    some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


    "Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

    "There are Hundreds of them ! "
    Sadly, that's happening quite a bit here in Phoenix, and it sometimes ends in fatalities.
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    Parked behind this dude at work:


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    Customer:

    This coffee tastes like MUD !


    Waiter:

    Well, I'm not surprised . . . .
    It was Ground this morning !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgess View Post
    It was Ground this morning !


    "Waiter, this coffee is ice-cold!"
    "Want something warm, gotta order a beer!"

    And did we have this one already?


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    The M.C. Escher building is now open..


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    Nice edit. He flipped the video horizontally at the bottom of the stairs.

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