there are some Jokes

[PhotonWrangler]

How did the people behind the latest hack escape?

They ransomewhere.

[StarHalo]

It's my birthday this week; everybody gets a good'un

[Glenn7]

at least he has a spare harmonic balancer

[PhotonWrangler]

Lol! That was funny.

[StarHalo]

Why is there a hole in the TV?

[Monocrom]

The Nintendo Zapper never looked better! LOL !

[PhotonWrangler]

With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.

[skillet]

With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.

I had to google this.... no words

[KITROBASKIN]

With the passing of Adam West today, I think it's appropriate to bring out this oldie but goodie again -

16 sodium atoms walked into a bar, followed by Batman.

Took me over a week to figure this one out...

[PhotonWrangler]

I had to look it up the first time I heard it also. I suppose if I was a chemistry major I'd have gotten it immediately!

[StarHalo]

In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.

One really needs to roll over the image with their cursor to be able to fully appreciate its beautiful lines.

~ Chance

[blah9]

Haha that's amazing. Thanks for sharing. Just saw this recently:

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

[Monocrom]

In the warehouse the other day: I'm looking on the shelf for an item described as "Artisan Wire Sculpture, 18 AWG, 1.25" long." And there's a tiny jewelry-type ziploc baggie with the corresponding label on it that contains ..a paper clip. True story.

That's nothing. Just out of curiosity, I typed in "Bag of crap" and got numerous results!

[Burgess]

An old guy is driving home from work ,
when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

"There was a bit on the news just now,
some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


"Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

"There are Hundreds of them ! "

[Monocrom]

An old guy is driving home from work ,
when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

"There was a bit on the news just now,
some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


"Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

"There are Hundreds of them ! "

Saw that one coming a mile away.... Thankfully I had time to pull off onto the shoulder.

[Cyclops942]

An old guy is driving home from work ,
when his wife rings him on his cell phone.


"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful".

"There was a bit on the news just now,
some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway".


"Oh, it's worse than that," he replies,

"There are Hundreds of them ! "

Sadly, that's happening quite a bit here in Phoenix, and it sometimes ends in fatalities.

[StarHalo]

Parked behind this dude at work:

[Burgess]

Customer:

This coffee tastes like MUD !


Waiter:

Well, I'm not surprised . . . .
It was Ground this morning !

[Lucciola]

It was Ground this morning !

"Waiter, this coffee is ice-cold!"
"Want something warm, gotta order a beer!"

And did we have this one already?

[StarHalo]

The M.C. Escher building is now open..

[PhotonWrangler]

Nice edit. He flipped the video horizontally at the bottom of the stairs.

[PhotonWrangler]

What starts with an E, ends with an E, and usually has only one letter?

An envelope.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

One fine morning an elderly gentleman, William, was taking his daily walk through the park when he came upon a talking frog. William couldn't believe his eyes, or his ears for that matter! So he bent down to have a closer look. The frog introduced herself as Lucy and said that she was actually a beautiful woman in her late 20's and that an evil spell had been cast upon her by a jealous rival. Lucy further revealed that a kiss on her head would remove the spell and that she would be most grateful to William if he would save her from this terrible fate. When William hesitated, Lucy went on to promise that she would fulfill his wildest fantasies.........

With that William gently picked Lucy up, but instead of kissing her he began to put her in his coat pocket. Lucy cried out in disbelief and asked William why he hadn't kissed her, given all that she had promised.

William smiled and said, "Dear, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

[skillet]

What did the snail say when he rode the turtle?











Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[Monocrom]

LOL ! William ain't right. xD

[Monocrom]

LOL ! William ain't right. xD

[Lucciola]

Asked my to daughter to hand me the newspaper.

She told me that I finally should arrive in the digital age and gave me the iPad.

Anyway - the fly is dead...

[Burgess]

I began reading a
horror novel in Braille.


Something BAD is gonna' happen.


I can FEEL it !

[Hooked on Fenix]

This is a true story:

A young girl was feeling the face of her grandfather. She asked, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
The grandfather responded, "Yes, of course."
The girl felt her own face, then asked, "Grandpa, did God make me?"
The grandfather said, "Yes, of course."
The girl replied, "God sure has gotten better at making people."