You know you're not 18 anymore when.....

ConfederateScott

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yeah, being called "sir" by a young hottie your undressing with your eyes is the ultimate ego slap. Then you feel all........perverted.......when you realize she wasn't born yet when you graduated high school........or college. Aw man.......you know you're not 18 anymore when you can relate to this thread.
 

PlayboyJoeShmoe

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I put on Knee Pads at customer location and some people look funny at me and I don't care!

I can't squat any more. I must go to knees.

Oh and I see hotties that are easily young enough to be grand children!
 

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The toughest part of your day

is bending over to tie yer' shoelaces ! ! !

:whistle:
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stitch_paradox

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...when you're in a real court instead of the juvenile court. And when the police arrest you they don't call your mom anymore, instead they say, " you have the right to have an attorney..."
 

swampgator

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yeah, being called "sir" by a young hottie your undressing with your eyes is the ultimate ego slap. Then you feel all........perverted.......when you realize she wasn't born yet when you graduated high school........or college. Aw man.......you know you're not 18 anymore when you can relate to this thread.


Let's see I guess an 18 year old would have been 2 when I graduated HS. So yeah I can relate.
 

xcel730

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Wait a minute, I'm still only 18 :devil:

You know you're not 18 anymore when ...

... your DOB from your driver license is less than 1990

... the bouncer from the bar doesn't check your id anymore

... middle age women are checking you out in the bar

... you cannot imagine yourself dating an 18 year old

... the 18 year olds gives up their seat for you when riding on the subway

... your muscles become fat ... your six-pack looks more like a keg

... the thought of basketball is enough of a workout for you

... the bones in your body could forecast the weather better than the weatherman


P.S. I'm really not old as the above post indicates :nana:
 

Mike Painter

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You have to be careful when you make jokes that involve location or memory. What got a laugh at 18 gets polite concern at 68.
 

geepondy

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At a bar down in Dallas an old man chimed in,
And I thought he was out of his head.
Just being a young man I just laughed it off
When I heard what that old man had said.

He said I'll never again turn the young ladies heads,
Or go running off into the wind.
I'm three quarters home from the start to the end.
And I wish I was eighteen again.

I wish I was eighteen again,
And going where I've never been.
But old folks, and old oaks
Standing tall just pretend.
I wish I was eighteen again.

Now time turns the pages
And oh, life goes so fast.
The years turn the black hair all grey.
I talked to some young folks,
Hey they don't understand
The words this old man's got to say.

I wish I was eighteen again,
And going where I've never been.
But old folks and old oaks
Standing tall, just pretend.
I wish I was eighteen again.

Lord, I wish I was eighteen again!
 

BIGIRON

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I'm considering adding a sigline from a Juke Logan tune:

"She was young and wired,
He was old and tired...."
 

Mike Painter

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The new car you wanted as a kid is now a classic.
You know what people are talkng about when they want to dial a phone number.
You know what 78 and 45 mean and why some CD's look like little records with big holes.
You used to have to program in all upper case and GoTo was used a lot.
 
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