something for all my CPF buddies

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on the List... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/flagstore/

..be sure to check out the "Crap Sale" and the "Ford Phallus" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Craig; don't miss the Teletubby Confeddy Freddy (scroll down)...
Sasha; well, er, pick out something nice for yourself [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Greta]

Hmmm... that's a tough one... the breastpump or the Hairby?!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon3.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif[/img]

[Josh]

Put me down for a hammer and a set of tires!

[NightStorm]

The bookends: "A great place for both of the books in your household."

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Dan

[The_LED_Museum]

Yeah, I've got to get me one of those Teletubbies.
Too bad those tires won't fit my electric wheelchair, or I might get those too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[FalconFX]

Breastpumps... Multi-purpose use. Hmm. Sounds interesting.
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[Tree]

They even have flashlights on this page. http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/f...e/crapsale.htm

[tkl]

read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page. i have to agree, i'm sick of seeing bandwagon patriots waving the flag because it's the trendy thing to do. worse than that, the companies that put out this crap.

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..only 154 views??
OK...not just a bump; puns too:

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying 2 dead rats.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry gentlemen, only 1
carrion per passenger".

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a
fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon in the Wild West. He sidles
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

--baa rump bump tsssss!

[Sigman]

Ted, Ted, Ted...

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what, what, what...? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Tree]

There was a person who sent 10 different puns to friends in
the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nurse! 200 mcg epinephrine! start compressions! entubate and ventilate! start the bicarb iv push stat! charging! breeeeeeeeee......wahmp!.........eeeeeeeeeeee..... ...charging!...WAHMP!!....... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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...beep...beep...beep...

..and, not to forget my religious buds on their day;

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/116/story_11664_1.html

[shankus]

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tkl said:
i'm sick of seeing bandwagon patriots waving the flag because it's the trendy thing to do.

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I agree completely. In fact, that's the exact term I've been using to describe my disgust with them.


It is also interesting to note that many of those "patriots" are breaking the law, in regards to treatment of the "colors".
U.S. Code - Title 4, Chapter 1
Sections 3 & 8.

I find it interesting that "patriots" fly tattered flags, (as are ALMOST ALL that are flown on vehicles), and consider this a patriotic, respectful act.

Has anyone else noticed this?