PF12! Flashaholic Get Together: NJ, NY, PA, CT Area +

[Gunner12]

Humm, I won't be able to go to PF12, not out of HS yet, but maybe PF13 if and when it comes time!

I don't have much to post, so I might just become the 7th 1 poster in this thread. That makes our forces 30% out of all who have posted here. 30%, still a minority in this thread.

[sailingdog]

Jeff, you are crazy.
In a good way of course.
Maybe I should write these lines in different posts to get my count up? It stinks being #7. I'll try harder next time, Gramps.

[m16a]

Jeff, you are crazy.
In a good way of course.
Maybe I should write these lines in different posts to get my count up? It stinks being #7. I'll try harder next time, Gramps.

Good luck catching me, effulgent, or Jeff!

[csshih]

I'd join the craziness
but sadly, I'm in cal, and a HS student.

someone nab me some old lights from the get-together.

[luxlover]

Jeff, you are crazy.
In a good way of course.
Maybe I should write these lines in different posts to get my count up? It stinks being #7. I'll try harder next time, Gramps.

It's good to be crazy, in a good way. Consider the alternative!

With a little elbow grease, you can aspire to bigger and better things, like #8 poster. Easy as she goes, sailor. I know a guy whose post count is over 14,000 and if you think that I am increasing post count by devious means you should see some of his posts. I will pm you his username, to keep myself out of trouble.

Jeff

[luxlover]

Good luck catching me, effulgent, or Jeff!

Are you CALLING ME OUT? 141 vs. 42 is the score, and it isn't you with the 141 score. You would have to quit school and stop sleeping to catch up with THE KID. I am prolific, prodigious and proactive!

Jeff
The Kid

[luxlover]

I'd join the craziness, but sadly, I'm in CA, and a HS student.

Someone nab me some old lights from the get-together.

I see no problem, except that you must quit school on Fri. May 1st and beg to return on Mon. May 4th. Problem solved! See you at noon....SHARP!

Jeff
Truancy Advocate

[luxlover]

Wyatt, is this link worth another post? An extensive demo of the SureFire Saint headlamp here..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FWf48n-P4

Posted in honor of Wade, dizzy and tob9595.

Jeff

[Youfoundnemo]

I beat all three of yous guyses added together, with my astounding 2.15 posts per day. Does that mean that I am smarter than the three of you put together? I don't think so. You are each smarter than the average teen, and I enjoy seeing the future of our country ending up in your capable hands.

Jeff

Hold on for just one miniute you like the thought of seeing the country lead by this generation of teenagers!! something must be truely wrong in your head....seeing with rose colored flashlights perhaps? Dont get me wrong I like teenagers (well the girls anyways) but seeing em rise to power would be enough to make me cry.....unless of course one of the younger CPF members managed to get into office, hehehe enforce a 3 flashlight law...Per person.....and a minimum of 5 in each veichle....hmmmm what else ohh and banning cheap incandescents (hotwires accepted though)


Daniel Coble

[luxlover]

Hold on for just one miniute you like the thought of seeing the country lead by this generation of teenagers!! something must be truely wrong in your head....seeing with rose colored flashlights perhaps? Dont get me wrong I like teenagers (well the girls anyways) but seeing em rise to power would be enough to make me cry.....unless of course one of the younger CPF members managed to get into office, hehehe enforce a 3 flashlight law...Per person.....and a minimum of 5 in each vehicle....hmmmm what else ohh and banning cheap incandescents (hotwires excepted, though)

Daniel Coble

Dan,
First of all, how old are you? You better be a teen if you say that you like teenage girls!

I assure you that m16a, effulgent one and sailingdog are not your average pipsqueak, nincompoop, discombobulated teenagers. They are pillars of their communities and avid flashlight users.

I suspect that if in office, they would enact laws as you suggest, and ban ALL incandescents before the industry does! Incandescents are becoming so passe!

Jeff

[m16a]

Hold on for just one miniute you like the thought of seeing the country lead by this generation of teenagers!! something must be truely wrong in your head....seeing with rose colored flashlights perhaps? Dont get me wrong I like teenagers (well the girls anyways) but seeing em rise to power would be enough to make me cry.....unless of course one of the younger CPF members managed to get into office, hehehe enforce a 3 flashlight law...Per person.....and a minimum of 5 in each veichle....hmmmm what else ohh and banning cheap incandescents (hotwires accepted though)


Daniel Coble

Tis the truth. If elected as the triumvirate of flashaholic power, we would mandate that everyone must contain at least 10 flashaholic grade lights! But, forget such trivial things. Daniel Coble, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to be at the home of Milkyspit on May 2nd, and 12PM. Will you step up to this mammoth task?

Dan,
First of all, how old are you? You better be a teen if you say that you like teenage girls!

I assure you that m16a, effulgent one and sailingdog are not your average pipsqueak, nincompoop, discombobulated teenagers. They are pillars of their communities and avid flashlight users.

I suspect that if in office, they would enact laws as you suggest, and ban ALL incandescents before the industry does! Incandescents are becoming so passe!

Jeff

Don't worry, our friend nemo/daniel is just kidding around.

[Youfoundnemo]

HaHaHa yea I know sailingdog and his bigger bro, me being 16 i can talk about the teenage girls

Edit: (yea I edit my posts so that I dont have to make duplicates you post mongers!!) I am currently unable to accept the mission at hand, for I have another mission at the moment...Work my fingers to the bone making moneys for a CHIMERIA MINI but yea they scheduled it just in time for the tobacco growing season

[Youfoundnemo]

alright someones gonna have to school me a lil bit...maybe you homeschoolers could help me out, what is with the israli and American flag display pic, is it symbolizing unity of the two nations or that the poster is a hebrew american or what?


Dan

[Kid9P]

I have compiled a database of the number of posts made by each person so far in this thread, for those interested:

Username:      Posts
luxlover        141 (42.9%)
m16a             42 (12.8%)
effulgentOne     35 (10.7%)
TOOCOOL          25  (7.6%)
senecaripple     15  (4.6%)
AnimalHousePA    14  (4.3%)
sailingdog       14
Kid9P            12  (3.7%)
lasercrazy        5  (1.5%)
carrot            4  (1.2%)
D-Dog             3  (0.9%)
TranquilityBase   3
AyeMayanor        3
Chronos           3
copperfox         2  (0.6%)
LED_Thrift        2
KartRacer31       1  (0.3%)
Youfoundnemo      1
Lighthouse one    1
jdriller          1
WadeF             1
milkyspit         1

lux,
You are the only person who has posted on every page, and you have more posts than anyone else on every one so far.

I congratulate you sir, for your loquaciousness.

Schuyler (aka number three)

You should look at Jeff's post count for the PF11 thread....

LOL

[luxlover]

Don't worry, our friend Nemo/Daniel is just kidding around.

I was hoping that at the very least, he would ban incandescent lights!

HaHaHa yea I know sailingdog and his bigger bro, me being 16, I can talk about the teenage girls.

You being 16, you can talk about the teenage girls all you want.....BUT DO NOT TOUCH! Some of us "moldy oldies" be watching after you!

Alright, someone's going to have to school me a little bit...maybe you homeschoolers could help me out. What is with the Israeli and American flag display pic? Is it symbolizing unity of the two nations, or that the poster is a Hebrew American, or what?

Dan

Both of your guesses are correct. Israel and the USA are tight, and two of us chose the blend of flags signifying that we are both matzoball toting, flashlight hoarding American Jews. Are there any like us in Kentucky? Even one?

Jeff

[luxlover]

You should look at Jeff's post count for the PF11 thread....

LOL

Indeed, Ray is correct. I was the CPF member who was voted "Most Likely To Have the Thread Locked for Excessive Posting." Ray has not counted the days between now and May 2nd, plenty of time to break my former record in a single thread!

Jeff

[effulgentOne]

I suspect that if in office, they would enact laws as you suggest, and ban ALL incandescents before the industry does! Incandescents are becoming so passe!

Jeff

Them's fightin' words.



Also, you'll recall that I ran for president 6 months ago, but nobody voted for me and my my pro-flashaholic policies.

[sailingdog]

If elected as the triumvirate of flashaholic power, we would mandate that everyone must contain at least 10 flashaholic grade lights!

Better throw my savings into surefire stock before that day arrives!

[sailingdog]

Schuyler, he's right. better give me your RoP before you're seen with it at Photon Fest!

[sailingdog]

Also, Jeff's method of creating separate posts for different things is going to get my post count up in a snap!

[effulgentOne]

Better throw my savings into surefire stock before that day arrives!

Surefire is privately owned, I believe. (Yes, I have already checked, and yes I would have already invested in them if they were public)

You should look at Jeff's post count for the PF11 thread....

LOL

It would be much faster to count the non-Jeff posts and subtract.

[sailingdog]

Dan, if you can't come we can always skype you from Scott's computer.

(Then, we'd get to show you a bazillion awesome lights but you couldn't touch any of them! Pure torture. Sorry, pal - maybe that ain't such a great idea...)

[luxlover]

Them's fightin' words.



Also, you'll recall that I ran for president 6 months ago, but nobody voted for me and my pro-flashaholic policies.

Yes, they are fightin' words. There won't be a need for any bloodshed in this war. SureFire is slowly replacing incandescent light sources with LEDs in their lights.

I do recall your bid for presidency. Wasn't Pee Wee Herman your running mate?

Jeff

[sailingdog]

Wasn't Pee Wee Herman your running mate?

No no, his was the Hermit Herman.
Nice job posting 2 seconds after me, btw.

[luxlover]

It would be much faster to count the non-Jeff posts and subtract.

Your comment is the hallmark of a mathematical genius, a thinker "outside the box."

[luxlover]

No no, his was the Hermit Herman.
Nice job posting 2 seconds after me, btw.

It's all in the wrist, my boy!

[sailingdog]

It would be fastest to count the non-Jeff posts from the first two pages, subtract from 40, and multiply that number by the total number of posts divided by 40.

Whadda ya call THAT kind of thinkin'?

[effulgentOne]

Yes, they are fightin' words. There won't be a need for any bloodshed in this war. SureFire is slowly replacing incandescent light sources with LEDs in their lights.

I do recall your bid for presidency. Wasn't Pee Wee Herman your running mate?

Jeff

YOU were my running mate. That must've been my problem.

http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/...40#post2657940

[luxlover]

It would be fastest to count the non-Jeff posts from the first two pages, subtract from 40, and multiply that number by the total number of posts divided by 40.

Whadda ya call THAT kind of thinkin'?

It's like I offered you a choice of six donuts in one hand, or a half dozen in another hand, and you told me "don't rush me."

[sailingdog]

OK, Schuyler has informed me that Jeff continues to post after many of the contributers lose interest in the thread. Assuming the proportion of Jeff-posts to non-Jeff posts increases linearly throughout the life of the thread, here is my revised formula:

It would be fastest to count the non-Jeff posts in the first two pages, add it to the number of non-jeff posts in the last 40 of the thread, subtract that from eighty, divide it by four, and multiply that by the number of posts in the thread divided by twenty.
QED

I hope my formula can be of practical use to the lazy and poor counters among us. (myself included! =D)

-Number ~7