More or less classy than the box?
At least you can hide the box in the kitchen, and then go behind closed doors to refill everyones' drinks.
Also ... What woman is going to be turned on by a guy sipping on a juice box?? She gonna be thinking, "Oh, I should call home to make sure the babysitter put my child to bed."
That's what she gonna be thinking. You can't look manly sucking on a thin straw! Try it in front of a mirror. You'll see what I mean. Just watch as your manliness drops down to zero in the blink of an eye!
Grab you a bottle of Jack by the neck, and take a swig! That black label on the squared-off glass, oh yeah! Now that's more like it! Get that filthy straw away from me! Real men don't use juice-boxes. And if you need to carry your liquor with you, then get you a flask! :rock: