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    News Anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR Reporter Cokie
    Roberts, and an American Special Forces soldier were hiking through the
    jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led
    to the village and brought before the chief.

    The chief said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the
    condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last
    requests?"

    Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot,
    spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with
    the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is my
    work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing "We
    Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're
    listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in peace."

    Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
    someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the end."
    The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
    dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

    The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Special Forces soldier, what is
    your final wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the green beret. "What?" said
    the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm not kidding. I
    want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the green beret.

    So the chief shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The green
    beret went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his
    waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to
    his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with
    gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives.

    As the Special Forces soldier was untying the others, they asked him, "Why
    didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

    "What!?" said the green beret, "And have you assholes call ME the
    aggressor?!?"

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    Default Re: Cute joke, but it could happen!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    Ya know, Rambo could've taken these guys out by just staring them to death...
    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    With what the news reports today, anyone can be the "bad guy".


    And that wasn't their last request.

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    Default Re: Cute joke, but it could happen!

    On the same note:

    Two pretzels were walking down a road, and one was assaulted. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twak.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Cute joke, but it could happen!

    a little sidenote, but the character john rambo was based on me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    very good joke btw! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Cute joke, but it could happen!

    Good one!

    And so topical too, given the world situation.

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    The left is waiting for Hillary to respond so they know how to handle this.

    Current "Gravitas" = "questioning Bush equals pratiotism [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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