CPF'S Greatest Unsolved Mysteries

There have been some great unsolved mysteries in the annals of CPF. Two have twisted the minds of its readers just recently:

1. Linger's Snake
https://www.candlepowerforums.com/threads/281940

2. Maxsutter's Tailcap Eating Baby
https://www.candlepowerforums.com/threads/283568

What others do you remember?

What about the pumphouse?

Black Rose said:

What about the pumphouse?

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Aww . . . You beat me to it.

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3. Sasha changing her name and constantly changing her Avatar

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is she in a witness protection program now ?

Who is DM51 really? The only pictures I can find of him are obscured.

This photo here is a great example.


So I did a little checking into his past. I then found another photograph only to discover that he managed to avert discovery of his true identity.



I then realized that he has discovered almost all of the flashlight parasites.

Like this one and this one too.

Could this be any connection to Greta and her ever changing avatar? Is s/he just better at hiding her identity by using fake pictures to mislead us?

I think DM51 and Greta are really behind all the flashlight pathogens! It is there scheme of planned obsolesces to help the flashlight industry sell more lights. CPF is just Big Flashlight!

OMG!!! I now have to run for my life because I just stumbled upon the truth! I been to Milky's, I wonder if he is in on it!?

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!

I am so dead!!!! I gotta run now and find a . . . .

I thought we got rid of this gentleman..

would someone please take care of Mr. Aficionado?

How about that mysterious poster *** DO NOT DELETE ***? He/she/it was very active way back when, posting in many of the old threads, but still has a post count of zero. Very mysterious...

oh, he is me. definitely, definitely me. quantas never crashes never nerver crashes..
quantas.

Kestrel said:

How about that mysterious poster *** DO NOT DELETE ***? Very mysterious...

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He seems to be logged in right now...

DM51 said:

He seems to be logged in right now...

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Hey DM ..... have you ever tried BANNING him for just 2 hours - just to see what happens ?



( yes - I know who it is ) Ha Ha .................................................. it's Hal

Other than the pump house theres a couple unsolved mysteries I've been trying to solve

Is Darell really as awesome as people say he is?

Does PK actually still lurk the forums?

When was this taken?


TooManyGizmos, how do we know Sasha wasn't her maiden name? Maybe the forum was established before her status changed and now its incorrect? I'm a little confused about that part of the history, I do know that someone took her first and last name and made an ebay account of it... Avatars can be changed however often as we like, just often overlookd. To this date when I see yellow thor HIDs I still think of powernoodle, even though his avatar is changed long ago:green:

DM51 said:

He seems to be logged in right now...

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I notice that he/she/it is logged in right next to DM51. oo:

Coincidence?
Or is it the all-seeing, all-knowing CPF computer that posts under the 'DM51' title while he's sleeping?

<*chills run up & down spine*>

Illum said:

1) Is Darell really as awesome as people say he is?

2) Does PK actually still lurk the forums?

3) When was this taken?

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1 - Yes.

2 - Man, I really hope so. (We love you PK.)

3 - Not sure. But isn't that our own McGizmo?

Monocrom said:

3 - Not sure. But isn't that our own McGizmo?

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it is precisely why I bothered to ask:thinking:

Illum said:

it is precisely why I bothered to ask:thinking:

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Not sure when it was taken. But yes, I would buy a flashlight from him. Safe to say, most CPFers would be happy to do so as well.

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Most users ever online was 1,280, 06-10-2008 at 09:34 PM.


Don't know what caused that mystery either .

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TooManyGizmos said:

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Most users ever online was 1,280, 06-10-2008 at 09:34 PM.


Don't know what caused that mystery either .

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I wonder if this didn't stem from the release of some new light from 4Sevens.

Geoff

Speaking of Darell . . . Where is he?

Fluffy post ..............

Looks like he "deleted" DO NOT DELETE.