After I took a satisfying bite from my peanut butter chocolate chip sammich, I walked to my room and without thinking sat in my chair. I sat there for a tenth of a second and thought it felt a bit odd in my chair... until I realized I was sitting on my cat. I quickly threw my sandwich on my desk and looked to see if he was ok. He seemed fine, but my primary concern is injury to his internal organs. This can be potentially deadly for kitties. He seems fine but I have to keep a close eye on him.
Now at this point I'm sure some might find this humorous, but I'm 6'00" and 250 lbs. Sitting on a 10 pound cat is suddenly not so funny. I can only imagine how it would feel if a 6,250 lb object landed on me. Even at half that weight, I'd be dead. Interestingly enough he didn't yelp. Then again he doesn't yelp or scream when he's in pain, so perhaps that's not all that unusual.
DO: Eat tasty peanut butter chocolate sammiches on a cozy winter evening.
DON'T: Sit on your black ninja kitty innocently catching z's in your computer chair!!!