Arrggh, Not my Gizmos!!!Originally Posted by mvyrmnd
How 'bout a Surefire?
Right? Guys are such suckers.
That's what happens when you let the "Twins" make decisions for you!
~ Chance
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Re: Do you at times feel as though you’re the “Thread Killer”?
Uh oh.... StarHalo's right around the corner now.
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
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He better stay there...
Uh oh.... StarHalo's right around the corner now.
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I'll happily post a pic of my boobs if you send me one of your SurefiresArrggh, Not my Gizmos!!!
How 'bout a Surefire?
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He better stay there...
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You see ............. there is another example of Female Control .
They like to Dominate and have their way .
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If that were true, I'd own most of the flashlights on the forum.
The whole posting women thing has "been done" at this point, not much more I can do with it; aside from that, pics of women get virtually no responses compared to pics of awesome.
Also, some awesome:
I'll happily post a pic of my boobs if you send me one of your Surefires
Sorry brother, not this time. You're not my type.
But holy cats, some of the ladies running the half and full marathons today were in stupid good shape. Rock. Hard. Bodies.I wanted to run behind them but they were too fast and always pulled away from me. (I am *not* in stupid good shape right now.)
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HOLD IT, not so fast. How does nbp know you're not a dude with man-boobs? What will be the proof that the posted boobs are truly yours? And finally, what proof does nbp have that your boobs are Surefire worthy?I'll happily post a pic of my boobs if you send me one of your Surefires
Would you say:
~ Chance
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but Albert Einstein was the first to use it to style his hair.
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He knows I'm a guy - and it's up to him to decide if they're Surefire worthy
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He knows I'm a guy - and it's up to him to decide if they're Surefire worthy....
~ Chance
Edit: Time to say goodnight. The wife is calling me ....
Last edited by Chauncey Gardiner; 06-03-2012 at 10:06 PM.
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As long as they can cook, and we get fed . . . then no one cares. For some hot, delicious, meals on a daily basis; they can take over the world for all I care.
"The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.
Famous last words.
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Would you rather be a prisoner in a large, gilded cage; with plenty of hot meals, TV, entertainment, and some loving' every now and then. Or, free. Free to eat cold food, microwave meals, eventually be that one 72 year-old hanging out at the club trying to hook up with a lady.
Scientific fact that married men live longer than single men. But married women don't live as long as single women. That's what an engagement ring is for . . . compensation!
"Here honey, here's a gold ring with a diamond in it to make up for the years of life I'm about to drain out of you after we're married."
Yeah, how horrible marriage must be. Your food tastes better, your clothes are cleaner, your apartment is now actually livable. If she's good at balancing a checkbook, oh hey; now you actually have money left over at the end of the month. Now, at the end of the year you can actually afford a nice place to go to for vacation. And you gain something close to immortality because you now have someone who can give you children. Best part is, you won't be 72, standing outside the club, in some out of fashion suit; trying to hook up.
But you do lose your Freedom. Women lose years off of their Life and end up doing much of the work. No clue what they get out of marriage. Oh well . . .
"The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.
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My Wife wants to be both a 1950's housewife and a 21st century power woman... So I get home cooked meals and thouroughly dominated.
They get things fixed without having to call a handyman.But you do lose your Freedom. Women lose years off of their Life and end up doing much of the work. No clue what they get out of marriage. Oh well . . .
Last edited by mvyrmnd; 06-03-2012 at 10:51 PM.
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Well hell.... now I'm all depressed and stuff... where's my freakin' Valium... damn men...
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Some guys have all the luck.
"The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.
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Actually, when I list her other ...attributes... I truly believe that I do.Some guys have all the luck.
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Yup. Men . . . Can't live with us. Can't live without us . . . Well, okay; that last part isn't true.Well hell.... now I'm all depressed and stuff... where's my freakin' Valium... damn men...
Yeah, all you need to reach the top shelf is a footstool. Taking out the garbage is easier if you use smaller trash bags so that they weigh less when full. Then you just need the number to a good handyman if something breaks down.
Otherwise, marriage just tends to mainly benefit dudes.
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Does she have a sister? . . . Maybe her mom is a widow?
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"The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure." -Marquis de Sade
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No on both counts, sorry.
As opposed to the way to a man's heart - his stomach
The way to a woman's heart is to be a rescuer (it might not be PC, and some women get offended about someone thinking they need to be rescued, but when the sh*t hits the fan and you step up to the plate, they love you for it), a listener, and to make her feel wanted. As soon as you stop paying attention, you're toast.
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.................. On second though, for get about it!
Go on - be brave and shave!..........
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Nice!
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Am I the only one who clicks on the "top thread" in the café thinking it's this one, only to find stories of cannibalism and murder on the “bath salts” thread. Then I finally find the right one and chainsaws........I don't feel all that well.
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186,232 miles per second. The speed of the light from all our flashlights.
Yeah but this guys not trimming his beard to make his face more tasty.
Re: Do you at times feel as though you’re the “Thread Killer”?
Sorry for going off topic again OP, but I saw my first Eclips this morning! It was only a qurater or so, but it was still pretty cool!
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Yeah, I saw it too... was pretty cool! I went in to get my camera but by the time I got back outside, the best of it had already passed and then the battery on my camera died. It was very pretty though - the advantages of getting up early and going outside to have a smoke..
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I don't think that qualifies as a faux pas for this particular thread PopsSorry for going off topic again OP
I went in to get my camera but by the time I got back outside, the best of it had already passed and then the battery on my camera died.
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