Do you at times feel as though you’re the “Thread Killer”?

[cdrake261]

She's not that sexy.

But I can predict that the next guy to make a comment about the fact that she is will be the Thread Killer of this thread!

(Greta doesn't take too kindly to, uhh, 'competitors'.)

Sexy enough for me, isn't Greta married anyways?

[Monocrom]

She's not that sexy.

Took the liberty of making an appointment for you at the local eye-doctor.

(Greta doesn't take too kindly to, uhh, 'competitors'.)

She knows she'll always be our favorite Serving Wench . . . Mostly because she's the only one willing to put up with us. But that's besides the point.

[Monocrom]

Sexy enough for me, isn't Greta married anyways?

Yeah she's married. She's not dead. Not as though all married woman instantly become hideous to other men once they say "I do."

Besides . . . if any of you wish to show up at her front door with a dozen SureFires instead of roses, have fun convincing her LEO husband that he should step aside.

(Hmmm . . . Another Missing Persons case in Arizona . . . Officers have no leads . . . What a shame.)

[Greta]

Yeah she's married. She's not dead. Not as though all married woman instantly become hideous to other men once they say "I do."

LMAO! No, really - I laughed out loud when I read that! Obviously you don't visit some of the other flashlight forums where the guys post pictures of me that they get from my facebook page and then compare me to the likes of Jabba the Hut and fat viking opera singers! LOL! And they even have a special name for me! - Grunta!

[Chauncey Gardiner]

?.......the guys post pictures of me that they get from my facebook page and then compare me to the likes of Jabba the Hut and fat viking opera singers! LOL! And they even have a special name for me! - Grunta!

It's sad that having a small Johnson can make some guys so mean.

~ €hance

[Greta]

It's sad that having a small Johnson can make some guys so mean.

~ €hance

I just wonder what their significant others would think/say if they saw some of the stuff they write about me and the pictures they post...

[Greta]

I'm sure I have the answer to the question

THREAD CLOSED

Oh - and did anyone notice that Norm closed the thread?

Didn't think so...

[nbp]

Norm lives in Australia, where everything is backwards, on account of them being in the Southern Hemisphere. For them, closed means open, and vice versa. Simple, really.


And the sword flailing girl just seems pretty plain to me. Not that she's unnattractive necessarily, just doesn't jump out at me. When someone says, "Wow, she's sexy!" I turn around expecting to see Zoe Saldana standing there, or some such magnificent creature. Seemed a bit hyperbolous in this situation.

Anyways, all that is beside the point. The point is that I am hungry, and could go for a snack, but it is late and I am not getting out of bed to get anything anymore, so I ought to fall asleep soon to take my mind off my growly belly.

[Greta]

And the sword flailing girl just seems pretty plain to me. Not that she's unnattractive necessarily, just doesn't jump out at me. When someone says, "Wow, she's sexy!" I turn around expecting to see Zoe Saldana standing there, or some such magnificent creature. Seemed a bit hyperbolous in this situation.

Cue for Star Halo to post a picture....



Don't even think about it SH!

[nbp]

You know he will! That's his gig! You can't reel that cat in, he's the CPF image repository.

[StarHalo]

You can't reel that cat in

Photo posting powers, ENGAGE

[Toohotruk]

OK, OK, this is IT! I'm the REAL thread killer and THIS IS IT! The last post in this thread!




Man, it would be SO cool if this worked!

[AZPops]

It's sad that having a small Johnson can make some guys so mean.

~ €hance

Is that like having a minnie-me?

OK, OK, this is IT! I'm the REAL thread killer and THIS IS IT! The last post in this thread!




Man, it would be SO cool if this worked!

Oh sorry, I guess it didn't work! ....

[Toohotruk]

Damn!

[TooManyGizmos]

~

I have an idea ........ let me try this ... and see if it works.


I will stop posting on CPF for 3 months from this date .......

If no one posts after me in THIS thread , for atleast 3 weeks .


THAT should do it !

~

[mvyrmnd]

~

I have an idea ........ let me try this ... and see if it works.


I will stop posting on CPF for 3 months from this date .......

If no one posts after me in THIS thread , for atleast 3 weeks .


THAT should do it !

~

As tempting an offer as that is, sorry. No dice.

[Monocrom]

LMAO! No, really - I laughed out loud when I read that! Obviously you don't visit some of the other flashlight forums where the guys post pictures of me that they get from my facebook page and then compare me to the likes of Jabba the Hut and fat viking opera singers! LOL! And they even have a special name for me! - Grunta!

I honestly don't waste my time on those poser forums. But I'm not surprised to hear they do such things. Jealousy is so ugly. I think they honestly do stay up most of the night thinking up more childish ways to lash out at you. Then they fall asleep and are probably haunted by your image in their dreams.

[Monocrom]

Photo posting powers, ENGAGE

Anyone else notice that the ledge is really high up, and when the cat jumps we don't actually see him land on a ledge or anything on the other side.

[mvyrmnd]

Anyone else notice that the ledge is really high up, and when the cat jumps we don't actually see him land on a ledge or anything on the other side.

It looks like a second storey balcony too, looking at the trees in the distance. Long way down for kitty.

[TooManyGizmos]

~

Kitty is nearsighted and unable to accurately judge distance .......

and also forgot he just gained 10 pounds .

I love that video - wife was rolling on the floor laughing (loosing butt weight)

~

[AZPops]

The Cat saw this ....






is why it JUMPED!

[JemR]

Photo posting powers, ENGAGE

Judges Scores 6.5, 6, 6.5, 6, 5.5.

Degree of Difficulty 2.0

Total Score for Dive 37


+ An honorary 8.5 from ~ Chance. (see below)

[TedTheLed]

looks like it lost traction in the hind feet at the last moment..

[JemR]

looks like it lost traction in the hind feet at the last moment..

Yes. You are right Ted, very well spotted, you have a excellent eye for detail. Marks were deducted for lack of balance and control during the take off phase. But all four feet did clear the board. Most importantly the Tail as well. Marks were gained for a smooth and graceful flight in the free (Panic!!!!) position, there can be little doubt about that. A satisfactory dive overall. Details below. I hope you all agree. - Jem

Criteria for Judging a Dive

• 0: Completely Failed
• ½ - 2: Unsatisfactory
• 2½ - 4½: Deficient
• 5 - 6½: Satisfactory
• 7 - 8: Good
• 8½ - 9½: Very good
• 10: Excellent

The Take Off: The take-off should show proper balance and control, and initiate a safe distance from the board. The diver must leave the springboard from both feet. On a platform take-off, the diver may leave the platform surface from one foot.

The Flight: The flight of the dive should be smooth and graceful and at no time should the dive move to the left or the right of the springboard or platform, or shall any part of the diver touch either the springboard or platform. During the dive, the body shall be carried in one of the four acceptable positions: tuck, pike, straight or free.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

That was definitely a three-butt-sway jump. Loving cats, and having just spent $800 on ours (vet bill) I didn't think the video was funny, at first...around the fourth or fifth viewing I had to laugh out loud. Kitty's body language, let's call it the traditional Flying X, is indeed hilarious.

JemR, I'd award Kitty a few more points for keeping his/her toes pointed throughout the "dive".

~ Chance

[TedTheLed]

notice also how time seems to slow down, almost in a roadrunner/coyotesque manner, not returning to normal speed until the cat concedes that gravity is indeed taking over..

[JemR]

JemR, I'd award Kitty a few more points for keeping his/her toes pointed throughout the "dive".

~ Chance

I love cats too Chance. I'd like to think it just walked away and fell asleep under the nearest bush for the afternoon. Brushed it off, that's what cats do. You are right, a shaky start but once in flight it did FULLY commit. A true professional. An honorary 8.5 as it's you! Always a pleasure - Jem

[zenbeam]

Photo posting powers, ENGAGE

Man oh man! I love cats, I have two now and have always owned at least one the past 40+ years. And maybe this cat didn't have a happy landing... but I haven't laughed so damn hard in so long! Thank you!!!

[zenbeam]

So how about a contest to post up links to your killed threads (as in who has the most killed threads)? What would constitute an acceptable entry... any thread dead with you as last poster more than 1 week? 2 weeks? More? Less?

Just thinking out loud. Or would that be just thinking with text?

[Chauncey Gardiner]

I'd like to think it just walked away and fell asleep under the nearest bush for the afternoon. - Jem

It L@@Ks to me like it's going to be quite some time before Kitty comes down from the adrenalin rush and is able to nap. Nevertheless, thanks for the good thoughts Jem.

BTW, that video is still causing me to laugh out loud. Good stuff!

~ Chance