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    policy changed? cool. finally. i found it ridiculous and annoying policy. (havent been there basically since the time it was down for maintenance and changed the look fo the site. it dont look familiar anymore.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NonSenCe View Post
    policy changed? cool. finally. i found it ridiculous and annoying policy. (havent been there basically since the time it was down for maintenance and changed the look fo the site. it dont look familiar anymore.)
    Maybe theyre referring to the most probable strain of zombie, the slow moving near brain dead zombie. Other mutations of zombies (res evil) are highly unlikely, as the virus would not only have to reanimate the brain (as it already does) but rejuvenate the muscles as well. the traditional zombie is rotted and dilapidated, thus classifying them as walkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NonSenCe View Post
    ... (edcforums have the policy of censuring the z*****-word.) ...***
    Wait, wait, wait... is this for real? EDCF banned the z-word?!? Um... I honestly have no issues with Jon or EDCF... truly... but... well... people complain about CPF's rules and policies?!?!? Wow.
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    Newsweek & The Daily Beast are tracking news of instances that may be the precursor to a zombie apocalypse in an interesting Google Map. Blue pins represent suspicious incidences or infections, while red pins represent acts of strange violence. (Click the pins for info on each incident.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    So much Zombie bashing . . . Not all of them are hungry for brains, or faces, or even Skittles.

    Proof:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdUSpiC8MsU
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    yes you are. i think we need to report this to admin or someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    Wait, wait, wait... is this for real? EDCF banned the z-word?!? Um... I honestly have no issues with Jon or EDCF... truly... but... well... people complain about CPF's rules and policies?!?!? Wow.
    In fairness, Jon is a very nice guy. He originally banned the Z word due to members flooding his forums with WAY too many zombie topics. Just over the top. Jon asked them to refrain from making so many, they didn't listen, so he used the forum filter to censor the word.

    Similar to how the Reviews sub-forum on CPF used to be available for posting reviews by any member. But then some members flooded it with reviews for a certain Fenix model, and now permission has to be asked before any new reviews go up.

    And that's why we can't have nice things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    I am SOOO gonna get in trouble for this!

    Courtney Love is looking a lot better since she gave up drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    Courtney Love is looking a lot better since she gave up drugs.

    Damn! You beat me to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post

    And that's why we can't have nice things.
    Sadly yes... because there will always be someone around to abuse it and force a "rule" to be written against it...

    It is funny though that Jon had to resort to that. Some of the best threads on CPF have to do with zombies and/or have drifted off into that direction. And they are just plain FUN! ... I guess I just have an issue with banning fun that doesn't hurt or offend anyone. Oh well... we all run our little places on the web differently... Viva la différence!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc38 View Post
    LOL. Just be careful not to cross contaminate fresh human after bashing in some zombie heads with it...(i just puked in my mouth a bit after saying that.)
    Yeah, good thinking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NonSenCe View Post
    tough meat? let it hang for few days in cool place (protect it from flies bugs and other nasties) ofcourse if you are having too tough meat to eat you can try to lathe it with some marinade and then slice it small pieces.. hammering it tender is always good idea.. but if it still is tough.. put it into a pot with water and let it simmer loooooong time.. make a delicious stew out of it.

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    side note: lately i have been watching "walking dead" tv show.. i wonder if the writers belong to EDCF as they refrain calling them zombies.. call them walkers.. rofl. weird. (edcforums have the policy of censuring the z*****-word.) or is word zombie a trademark/copywrite word and using it would mean they would need to pay someone money for using it on air?
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    I doubt it's copyrighted Nonsence and trust you to come up with a stew idea.
    Hey, I think the pressure cooker would do it too

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    Quote Originally Posted by EZO View Post
    Newsweek & The Daily Beast are tracking news of instances that may be the precursor to a zombie apocalypse in an interesting Google Map. Blue pins represent suspicious incidences or infections, while red pins represent acts of strange violence. (Click the pins for info on each incident.)
    Awesome! Interesting though that there's virtually nothing on the west coast. Bastards are too used to eating tofu and vegan stuff I guess

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    LOL! Found this posted by a friend on Facebook...

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    CDC declares 'there is no zombie apocalypse' after spate of cannibal killings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    LOL! Found this posted by a friend on Facebook...


    Awesome! I eat their lite salt, I wonder if there is a difference? Hold on, I feel a twitch coming on....oh crap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by guiri View Post
    Awesome! I eat their lite salt, I wonder if there is a difference? Hold on, I feel a twitch coming on....oh crap...
    I use their Kosher Sea Salt... *twitch*
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    CDC declares 'there is no zombie apocalypse' after spate of cannibal killings

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    CDC says it ain't so but then there are all these incidents...hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    I use their Kosher Sea Salt... *twitch*
    Uh oh!

    It's affecting a large population in Indonesia... http://youtu.be/hMnk7lh9M3o

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    Don't worry friends, I 100% guarantee there will never be a zombie apocalypse, so rest easy.
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    Ok, spill the beans. What do YOU know that the rest of us don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greta View Post
    LOL! Found this posted by a friend on Facebook...

    Looks like Kate Moss gonna sue somebody . . . For making her look fat on that cannister of salt.
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    Yeah, she does look a little chunky...

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    Honestly, that dress does make her look fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    CDC declares 'there is no zombie apocalypse' after spate of cannibal killings

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    Hey norm, as i mentioned in an earlier post, no news or blog posts ever quote the cdc as having said "zombies do not exist". they do all quote that the cdc does say that "they have no knowledge of or information about any virus..." etc. the cdc does not explicitly deny the existence of zombies. they just gave the most politically correct answer and let media put their own interpretation on it YET AGAIN.

    LOL at the morton pics hahaha

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    "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle...Quoted from every site that decided to post a quote of cdc

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    Quote Originally Posted by guiri View Post
    Ok, spill the beans. What do YOU know that the rest of us don't?
    Nbp probably has a zombie extermination program lol...working in the dark to preserve the light. Btw in jersey, storms here! It just started cascading down in sheets...i could use some of the morton salts right about now

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc38 View Post
    "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle...Quoted from every site that decided to post a quote of cdc
    Have you seen the CDC's Zombie Pandemic Preparedness 101 page?


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    Quote Originally Posted by EZO View Post
    Yes lol, that was just meant as a joke by the person who posted it. Hahaha...but why am i laughing? A possible zombie infection is no laughing matter. We are NOT in Shawn of the dead...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc38 View Post
    Yes lol, that was just meant as a joke by the person who posted it. Hahaha...but why am i laughing? A possible zombie infection is no laughing matter. We are NOT in Shawn of the dead...
    Actually, that poster is part of an actual preparedness page at the Center for Disease Control and Prevention's web site. Somebody got the bright idea that a graphic novel about a Zombie Pandemic would be a good tool to educate the public in a "fun" way. I'll bet some folks at the CDC are regretting that decision at the moment. It's my understanding that they are being inundated with Zombie search queries on their web site and huge numbers of media requests for comment. The fact that they have a lot of Zombie references on their site isn't helping them any.


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