who's into the conspiracy of aliens..?
i was reading the post on here about strobe lights and what are they useful for when it dawned on, ooo the old abducted efferts, people all over the world claiming so, ok if any one has been truly abducted then overt your eyes..lol
sinario, small craft travelling bililons of light years, tecnology beyond your dream... point one, uh big anul probe? not happening is it? it'd be a will smith and men in black gadget that fits into your watch.. amoungst other things.
next? why pick on the drunk ones late home to the missis? ok they may be more relaxed for that large inplimentasion divice, but well.. there are 'other' exsplanasions.
plan B..been a traveling for ooo, seems like years now, the humours ran out aboard ship, that probes been used for every implicasion going, it's lost its humour and 'oooo here that?'.........'sheeesh sounds like life in this here galaxy' of yu go to take a peek, after all they may hungry, or violent as a race, posabley far more advanced than your self, you dont want your jacksey investigated now do yu!
so, shhh stealth mode to observe, hmmm 'neighbours.. nothing but good neighbours', can image the suprise when you translated that garbage? yes the probes now first on the list and not the will smith edision!
next, the science programs, probably interprate as a bad humour program, the politicks and war? you'd freek in yu pants at it! so no obstructions you proceed.
hmmm russia, china? America? hmmmm who'd you contact? they all seem fair, just and unbiased to a fast profit, so at least one time in the sinario America would be on list. after all selling their mothers to be best, making slums bigger than the wealthy area's? who else would be fake n daft enough to sell the human bio mass.. ermm, detension camps build all over america? they put them secretly in other peoples countries? looks like we got a biznes offer here lads.. put that probe away no need to scare any one here.(the bio mass is coming back to bite you in the ass is it not?)
(check out the scientific findings on you tube..theyre exstensive and offer absolute proof that making a mystery is pritty darned easy lmao!!)
now then, to haisten to the mystery and the proof of you tube, WW2 German science had stealth planes, B52's and several others built, they didnt have the fuel to keep them up very long, theres actualy proof on them here and there, or at least very clever fakes that fooled the real folks that actualy know..and built them second hand.. but any way, these prove (aparently) theres a huge american conspiracy to sell human bio mass to the aliens, after all what are the concentrasion camps for? (ermm to imprison foreign peoples in the country at the time of war, a long shot but hey not as long as to sell people to aliens).
in reply, the other conspiricy agents are defending with a 'the american goverment is defending the planit with telsa tecnology, every now and then they actualy knock a ufo outa the sky yeh! and reverse enginere the findings, where else does tecnology come from?' (earl from kuntucky also admits his brother is his father and he thinks shingles is god's way of warning about taking the piggies out back for recreasion, earl if your reading dont worry your fictitous, secondly..sheeeesh you can read! and yehhh yu sister!).
so, the bottom line is, if your bum hurts after a night out, eather tell you were ermm, you knowed up the rear by unknowns, or make up a ufo? or keep stum of course.
the other option is, dont actualy visit marlein at the trailor site with less than 20 dollers...
why would you only attack the USA with only one ship? when you could go to wall mart in any third world country? hmmmm dubious as i am, would Bush sell folks for the fame and glory of power and tecnology? would you? hmmm, scarey bum probing earth mystic report from yours truly...(omg!! theres a mother ship the size of a planet with thousands of small crafts! nooooo the probes are big!!! and no one with a telescope can see it it, that is clever).
so why get a strobe light any way?
in all fairnes i want to add my bit. life orinated from a pulp of green algea goo that floated here? how the fe*k did any one still think we are the center of the universe? so, it sort of mildy implies we're some where inbetween the start and ermm, present end of a longgggggggggg sticky goo trial that arrives here and floats on offf and away..
statistics state alien life is more probable than god, and that god is actualy 'probable' (what makes it real is how many people will say so..dohhh earls department?).
soooo.........it is a posability? even the aboriginanies painted ufo images, or at least as far as carbon dating is concerned. then again? who can you beleive? early from kentucky? marlein from the trailor recreasion park? your goverement? or even the church? they all have agendas.(even the pope said, cant we just forget about? hmm perks of the job obviosly..why are we worried about aliens? havent we got enough at home?) the TV never lies, hallle-yulla, i sined you my bretheren, i bought a condo, limo and jet and a few hores with your donasions..i'm repenting tonight in an effert to make 3 times more on this night than any other night..and the internet is a big free offer, that only costs..and for a further fee and cost some more...
folding space and time, although a theretical issue, isnt it just a little way to big? i think some one wants to build a banger bigger than any one elses tbh! so big the neighbouring galaxies will think..awww heck! theyve gone! lol.(thats assuming a triple A battery unit and a few inexspencive compoinets cant do it..presumptions hu?)
statistically, if the mother ship arrived on wednesday 15'th june, out popped Endlfurth with his best shiney anul probe and said heyyy yu!! have weee got a deal for you?..
50 percent the planet would die over the next few days, 25 percent in the actual panic, and the rest in fear suicides.. or so it's said, and not by earl.
(i think that would entice any goverment dont you? populasion problem over with. or even hint at a resolsion within the subject, or just use a bitta rubber?).
sleep tight folks..keep the lube near, if the aliens dont shaft you the bankers will....and charge you for any lube.