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Cataract

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Why is it that the more often I clean my car, the more often it rains?

Why is it that the more I wax my car, the more constructions sites I have to go through?

Why is it that when I get home with my hands full in the dark of winter, that only one switch I can reach for will kill the light bulb it is connected to?

Why is it that I can still remember good and bad things from my childhood, but not the movie I watched yesterday?

Why is it that the older I get, the more my hair seems to flee from the top of my head and grow where no hair has grown before?



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P_A_S_1

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Why is it the more I plan to go to the gym and exercise the less exercise I actually do..
 

ven

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simply put.........because thats life:)

Too add i cant as you pretty much described me too :laughing:
 

subwoofer

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I'm assuming the point of this is to ask more questions and not to give the answer...

Why is it that the older I get the more I ache?

Why is it that the more tolerant I get, the more my tolerance is tested?

Why is it that the harder I try, the more I fail?

Why is it that if I ever really support a sports person or team and want them to win, they always lose?

Why is it that the ONLY time I NEED something is when I don't have it?

Why is it that as soon as I dispose of something that 'I'll never have a use for' I suddenly have a use for it?
 

CyclingSalmon14

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Why is it that someone can't invent a money tree...what with DNA splicing and genetics research I fully expected this to become a reality.

Why is it that my front tire blows out on the decent on my bike ride rather than the slow climb.

And that said tyre then tryes to get logged and stuck and throw me from the bike and try to kill me, despite checking my bike before every ride.

Why is it the more I try to eat healthy the worse I do and the more junk I eat...

Why is it the more I try to save the more I spend...just wracked up a $745 flashlight bill...dam it!! But oh so totally worth it. I'll be the alpha and omega... I'll have my own personal bat signal =) at least on my street / area don't know any other flashholics.

Why is it these knives keep arivring and money keeps leaveing my account despite me never buying them...honest!
 
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ven

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Ok then,similar to above..

Why is it when i need to upload pics for evil bay my iphone is not recognised any more?
Why is it my car breaks down the same day rach writes hers off leaving us with no transport?
Why is every new light i see on CPF i want?
Why does every light vinh breaths on i want more?
Why are my problems never as bad as the misses problems?
Why do womens PMT last 3 weeks...............? :laughing:
Why do i almost fracture my shin daily on something and stub my toes?
Why is it the exact same spot on my shin and same toe?
Why is everything above true:thumbsdow?

:)
and finally
Why is it the more you do the more is expected of you?
 

Alex W

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i just wonder
Why is it that everytime i forget my umbrella, it goes rains.
Why is it that when i fianlly fancy a jacket and my size always sold out.
 

Cataract

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I'm loving your posts ;)

Why is it that I have to change a tire only if I'm wearing good clothes?
Why is it that my pants only rip if I can't get another pair the same day?
Why is it the later I am, the more traffic throws itself in my way?
Why is it that if I leave early, there will be new and unannounced construction on the way?
 

PhotonWrangler

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Why is it that an automated paper tower dispenser in a restroom will only dispense one sheet when you're soaking wet, but will spit out a ream of paper when someone walks near it with dry hands?

Why is it that when the soap dispenser runs out, they don't refill it, they just put up another soap dispenser?
 

ven

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:laughing:

Why is it a recommendation is always made for a local specialist shop:nana:?
Why is it i spent 3 days working on my truck suspecting an ecu issue from the start?
Why did i not go off my 1st impressions and saved lots of £ and time and stress after my initial impression was correct?
 

ven

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^^^^
To add to that.........

Why do very generously proportioned people eat salads???? i mean they must be really fattening........... :laughing:
 

LGT

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Why is it that the noise you heard coming from your auto dissappears when you bring it to your mechanic?
Why is it that the new clothes you buy, and expect to shrink don't, while the clothes you don't want to shrink do?
Why is it that when a nurse, doctor, dentist says "you might feel a little pinch" it's more of a BIG pinch that brings tears to your eyes?
 

Taz80

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Why is it just when I convert from oil to gas, the price of oil drops and gas goes up. Why is it when you by a snowblower it doesn't snow. (not necessarily a bad thing)
 
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