skillet
Enlightened
I'm sure I will do a poor job of telling this account...
I was servicing a copy machine today and the woman that called was right there with me while I showed her the issue. The scan glass was dirty even though she said she had cleaned it.. The "copy" room has two 4 ft 4 bulb overhead fixture which one is dead and the other less than adequately bight so I produced my "neck light" (Aleph single cell body, Aleph standard tail cap, McClicky, Promethus Blue Boot, VME head, and M31L) as I always do with my 47 year old eyes and showed her the white out and sludge on the glass. I told her you can see this problem easily when you use a flashlight. I asked, "Don't you have a flashlight? There was a 100% chance of dark when you got out of bed this morning." Awkward silence... It was raining today so I asked if she had packed an umbrella... "Well, no. I don't used umbrellas. I'm not afraid of getting wet." I quipped, "Are you afraid of tripping in the dark?" This brought more silence, a confused look and then a rush to her nearby desk where she produced a coin cell light and she proudly announced, "I do have a flashlight." She had forgot all about it dangling there on her key chain. She gently squeezed it and a very dim, pale, and blue light tried to shine forth. She proceeded to turn off the room light switch to show me how "useful" it was... It was not. She handed it to me and I looked over this "masterpiece" of modern technology and noticed the strangest thing... There was a logo on this little 5mm LED button cell light... An image of an elongated hound dog with letters spelling "Lighthound" on it...
This starts my 25 minute interrogation of where she might have gotten this. I asked, "How about your husband, do you have a husband?" "A husband and a boyfriend," she says. My turn for awkward silence... I went on and on about Lighthound and all the things they sold, all the things I had bought there, and where they had been located. I got no where. I had started to accumulate an audience after my lengthy dissertation concerning flashlights, lanyard supplies, EDC, batteries, chargers, parts, bezels, bulbs, and a host of other things I know little about.. I was just trying to throw out some "dots" hoping she might hear one to connect. She finally commented she probably got it at the local Goodwill.. WHAT!! This does not help me solve this mystery!! I left with more questions than answers and couldn't hardly wait to tell a bunch of crazy folks just like me on the internet that get worked up over things just like this...
I thought about it all the way back to the shop, how that little guy wound up on her key chain... Still pondering over it right now...
I was servicing a copy machine today and the woman that called was right there with me while I showed her the issue. The scan glass was dirty even though she said she had cleaned it.. The "copy" room has two 4 ft 4 bulb overhead fixture which one is dead and the other less than adequately bight so I produced my "neck light" (Aleph single cell body, Aleph standard tail cap, McClicky, Promethus Blue Boot, VME head, and M31L) as I always do with my 47 year old eyes and showed her the white out and sludge on the glass. I told her you can see this problem easily when you use a flashlight. I asked, "Don't you have a flashlight? There was a 100% chance of dark when you got out of bed this morning." Awkward silence... It was raining today so I asked if she had packed an umbrella... "Well, no. I don't used umbrellas. I'm not afraid of getting wet." I quipped, "Are you afraid of tripping in the dark?" This brought more silence, a confused look and then a rush to her nearby desk where she produced a coin cell light and she proudly announced, "I do have a flashlight." She had forgot all about it dangling there on her key chain. She gently squeezed it and a very dim, pale, and blue light tried to shine forth. She proceeded to turn off the room light switch to show me how "useful" it was... It was not. She handed it to me and I looked over this "masterpiece" of modern technology and noticed the strangest thing... There was a logo on this little 5mm LED button cell light... An image of an elongated hound dog with letters spelling "Lighthound" on it...
This starts my 25 minute interrogation of where she might have gotten this. I asked, "How about your husband, do you have a husband?" "A husband and a boyfriend," she says. My turn for awkward silence... I went on and on about Lighthound and all the things they sold, all the things I had bought there, and where they had been located. I got no where. I had started to accumulate an audience after my lengthy dissertation concerning flashlights, lanyard supplies, EDC, batteries, chargers, parts, bezels, bulbs, and a host of other things I know little about.. I was just trying to throw out some "dots" hoping she might hear one to connect. She finally commented she probably got it at the local Goodwill.. WHAT!! This does not help me solve this mystery!! I left with more questions than answers and couldn't hardly wait to tell a bunch of crazy folks just like me on the internet that get worked up over things just like this...
I thought about it all the way back to the shop, how that little guy wound up on her key chain... Still pondering over it right now...