i'm Aussie through and through. But my grandma was 2% english
Q: Whats the Aussie definition of a Seven-Course dinner?
A: A Hot dog and a Six-Pack!
(BTW In AUS the hot dogs arent made of floor sweepins', rat droppins' and some form of pink dye, they're made of beefs, porks and chikins (the chikins are only used in chikin dogs))
--neg