testing flame form

[Neg2LED]

Dear:

[X] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
[ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET
[ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-secks) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism shit
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[X] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[X] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,

Neg.

Neat, it actually works.

[skalomax]

We all Have to Let It Go someday!! Just Let it all GO!!