So while browsing the light section at Target, I came across the line of Dorcy led lights that they're carrying now. What caught my eye was the 65 lumen version, and how small it was.
Upon closer inspection, I noticed that there was no led in the light, but a small incan bulb. Somehow, some way, someone switched out the lights for what appeared to be pelican mightylite 1900's or clones (since it didnt have the peli branding visible.)

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I may go back to take a better look if they're still there, but there did not appear to be any openings to the sealed clamshell packaging. I was going to bring it to their attention at Target, but hell it could have been one of them that did it. Now if I can just get a shot of em...