Can your wife do this?

[GJW]

The other night as were getting ready for bed my wife decided that she wanted to read for a bit but didn't want to have to get up later to turn off the light.
Because of this she asked me for a flashlight (which she somehow knew I would have over on my side of the bed).
I handed over an Arc-AAA and before I could even wonder how she was going to manage the book, her three pillows, and the Arc with only two hands, she had promtly nestled the Arc in her cleavage.
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[Rothrandir]

don't suppose you plan on selling it do you? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/poke2.gif

 

[BlindedByTheLite]

she sounds very resourceful, ha.

 

[this_is_nascar]

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GJW said:
The other night as were getting ready for bed my wife decided that she wanted to read for a bit but didn't want to have to get up later to turn off the light.
Because of this she asked me for a flashlight (which she somehow knew I would have over on my side of the bed).
I handed over an Arc-AAA and before I could even wonder how she was going to manage the book, her three pillows, and the Arc with only two hands she had promtly nestled the Arc in her cleavage.
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Beam shots please...... and I'm not referring to the Arc.

 

[GJW]

ROTFL!

Hey Peter!
She IS available for endorsements.
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[DashingMan]

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[PluckyPleco]

No fair!

My wife has her own headlamp. :-(

Maybe I should "short it out."

Plec

 

[MY]

GJW, My wife can do better than that but this is not the appropriate forum to discuss those matters. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin07.gif

 

[luxlover]

Bless her soul, the dainty creature! This post is the funniest one I have ever read. Lucky husband...........Lucky light!!!!!

Jealously yours,
Luxlover

 

[Phaserburn]

Pics, please!

 

[yaesumofo]

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Phaserburn said:
Pics, please!

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Yaesumofo

 

[jayflash]

yaesumofo, that is a most perfect pair. Excuse me while I run to recommend this and to see if my Significant Other is willing to use her significance for this type of hold.

 

[MY]

Yaesumofo, I will have to do a comparison test to see if my wife's lights have a more usable effect than yours. Different strokes for different folks, some like to have a nice tight pattern with a lot of throw while others like to have some spread.

 

[Willmore]

In this, ummm, venue, I can safely say, I would, for once, not be focusing on the LED flashlight. (to clarify, I'm assuming it's my wife doing the, uhh, supporting of the light) One wife is enough for me, thankyouverymuch.

 

[PluckyPleco]

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Willmore said:
One wife is enough for me.

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Yup, wives are pretty expensive. More than one might cut into the flashlight budget... ;-)

Plec

Sorta reminds me of the joke about the engineer with the wife and the mistress (talk about fantasy...) Anyway... The engineer thought the best part was that the wife would assume he was with the mistress, the mistress would assume he was with the wife...
In the mean time, he could nip off to the lab and get some work done... 🙂

 

[richpalm]

Nope-but mine can sure give me a hard time if she catches a light coming into the house. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon15.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

 

[Darell]

Now there's a little story that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about my Arcs all over again. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[kitelights]

I told my SO about this thread today and that I was gonna help her practice..........

 

[Mattman]

I doubt that my wife could do that, but there was a guy in my high school gym class that could probably pull it off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

 

[jayflash]

That's funny Mattman and takes me back a few decades. We had a nickname for a Sumo shaped guy in our high school gym class; we called him Sumi. Mini M@gs weren't even around then, however.