bob4apple
Enlightened
Imagine my terror when my son spoke those words to me during
the funeral wake for one of my parents. Naturally, people turned
to see which clownish, disrespectful fool was making a spectacle
of himself with some sort of lighting display on his trousers.
Looking downward, I saw a bright, fist-sized spot of light on my thigh!
Noooooooooooooooooo. How long was this thing on me?
Turns out that I had accidentally activated my flashlight,
which easily shone through my light weight dress slacks,
making it appear as if there was a party going on in my pants.
Of course, my face was now blushing a brighter red than the time
I forgot to remove my huge cloth dinner napkin while dancing
at a friend's wedding.
Geez, I really, really dread formal events, ya know? :shakehead
the funeral wake for one of my parents. Naturally, people turned
to see which clownish, disrespectful fool was making a spectacle
of himself with some sort of lighting display on his trousers.
Looking downward, I saw a bright, fist-sized spot of light on my thigh!
Noooooooooooooooooo. How long was this thing on me?
Turns out that I had accidentally activated my flashlight,
which easily shone through my light weight dress slacks,
making it appear as if there was a party going on in my pants.
Of course, my face was now blushing a brighter red than the time
I forgot to remove my huge cloth dinner napkin while dancing
at a friend's wedding.
Geez, I really, really dread formal events, ya know? :shakehead