Funny or Dumb Business Names

[jayflash]

A local port-a-potty/waste pumping outfit used the initials of its two principals in the company's name: B&M Waste Service. Way back when, instead of announcing that one had to: take a crap (if one announced such things), it was more polite to refer to that activity as having a BM (for bowel movement). Fitting, but funny, name.

A restaurant/tavern in the next county calls themselves Fudgieknuckles. Just my opinion but that's a stupid name. Fudge and knuckles don't comfortably correlate with me. Ouch! Yuck!

What have you got to add?

 

[I'M DK]

Chimney sweep company names.

Mother Stokers Smoker Pokers.
Haul'n Ash
Ash Wipes
Ash Wipers

DK

 

[ABTOMAT]

Locally there is Death Wish Piano Movers and Bunghole Liquors.

I've seen trucks on the highway from A. Duie Pyle.

 

[Norm]

There used to be a Chinese takeaway in Doncaster Victoria named "Fook the Cook"
There is a Sofa shop in Mornington Victoria name Sofa So good.
Norm

 

[jch79]

"Art Smart's Dart Mart" is in Milwaukee, near where I used to live. They sell darts, kites, juggling supplies, as well as practical joke stuff - cool place.

There's a pet supply store near my house in Chicago called "Doggy Style."

 

[mckevin]

As I understand it, they sell high end supplies for dogs.

 

[BIGIRON]

Handjob Car Wash

Caskets 'n More (no joke - a discount funeral provider)

Major statewide fireworks distributor "ALAMO" does lots of advertising and promotion. Couple of enterprising young guys set up a fireworks stand "AL&MO". I always try to buy something from them when we make a fireworks run.

 

[Julian Holtz]

http://www.penisland.net/

http://www.sofa-king.com/

 

[Manzerick]

s&m steel erectors (my friends dad owns it, S is him.. the M is is partner.. still freekin funny lol)

 

[Illum]

a classic would be Mega Flicks using arial font


www.techass.com:ohgeez:

 

[DM51]

If you were a company called Powergen (the UK power company) and you had a subsidiary that operated in Italy, what would you call that company's website?

Probably not www.powergenitalia.com

But they did.

 

[Empath]

One need only glance at the direction the thread has gone, and it becomes obvious that it will never achieve family friendliness. The thread is closed.