^oldie butta ...we interrupt this broad-cast with an important update.............. plz stand by ............. *tik tik tik bip beep beep bip bip beep bip bop boop -this just in! Women are real. Scientists have confirmed that women are a thing... deeply unknown, but clearly real. **static ...berp .... glitch ... woh ...man ... fart
*real is to be determined
**she found my ham radio