The strobe mode works in 7 of those 37 dimensions. They're different every time you turn the light on, depending on how the quantum waveforms amplify or cancel each other. Sometimes, you get strobe mode, sometimes you get a portal, and monsters from another dimension invade Earth!
Edit: just noticed that this was my 69th message on this forum, and the quality of the post is spot-on.
Edit: just noticed that this was my 69th message on this forum, and the quality of the post is spot-on.