LOL, I remember when I saw my dad wrap up his hand with a paper towel and a roll of electrical tape. I was about 7 Years old and I was "helping" him rip up an old hardwood floor, he snagged his hand on a nail, and without blinking an eye he fixed it with the tape and paper towel and kept on working.
That was one of those days I was reminded of how much a "real man" my dad was.
One time, we were building a new shed, and I was given the task of putting "The rest" of the nails into the plywood floor. Albeit all spaced within a few inches of each other and most of them crooked.. I whacked my thumb with the hammer and began rolling on the ground.. My dad asked "is the nail ok" (Meaning my finger nail).. but I looked up to the wood and I was like.. "Yeah.. its still stuck in there good"..