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Check out the description on this "torch".
1: Computer chip diodes?
I guess they've never been to my website before, because they don't even know they're called LEDs.
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Even when they have, they don't care about it. This people do very well know what it is.
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2: Extra wide AND focused beam?
Now how can that be? It's either one or the other.
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In this case they are not that wrong. As we all know offer the LEDs a pretty nice 'hot spot' and useable 'spilled light' at the same time.
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3: Up to 10x brighter than other lights?
Must be using Luxeon Star LEDs.
But that $14.95 pricetag disagrees.
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That's also true: 'Up to' means anything in between 0 and 10. And we all agree that it should be no problem to find a dimmer light .-) somewhere else.
We could start a thread about new advertisment claims:
XYLight burns one billion times longer as your camera's flash!
XYLight puts out light with a speed 5 million times as fast as your car.
XYLight is 1000 times brighter as the brighest start on sky (whats that? Riegel?) and has only a billionth of a billionth (... add as many as you want) of it's weight (actually mass)!
XYLight could burn 10000... hours on the energy of one liter (gallon) of gasoline (make you own calculations).
XYLight has lifetime guaranty (that means, when it fails, life is over and therefore guaranty is over).
When it has an ineffient circuit and gets warm:
XYLight doubles as a handwarmer!