Thanks guys. It's funny. After rereading my post I am suddenly aware what a nerd I am.
Matt, you and Michael aren't actually nerds. The problem is that nonflashlight people just don't realize how cool flashlights are.... yet! After I rescue a litter of puppies from the Ohio River using only my Deft-X-MJ-w21 prototype and some old dental floss I think public perception should begin to swing our way.
Ya, lets go with your idea. They just don't get it is all