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Hiking in the nude

Stan671

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We have a naturalist resort near me and I went to visit there. They have acres of woods in the back with some hiking trails. I decided to so for a short hike with nothing but flipflops, my phone, and a smile. It was very freeing feeling and enjoyable until I realized that I was lost in the woods. I didn't panic, I just called up Google maps on my phone and pointed myself towards the resort until I found a trail I recognized. I ended up walking way more in my flipflops that I entended to. But it was all good.
 

GoVegan

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True story, my buddies papaw rescued his red bone coon hound that got its coin purse all knotted up in a Briar patch. Ripped him wide open. Ol Flash was smart enough to sit still while Ralph cut him out.

I won’t be hiking nude.
Damn, man, poor thing, when I read the first post, that's exactly what I thought of too. No way would I hike naked, I'd be worried about mosquito bites or a branch ripping off my pecker.
 

JimIslander

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As a teen I was a naked pot farmer in Northern California. Worked our garden in all my golden tan glory. :)

I would also periodically hike my canyon (clothed due to the tough brush), then find a beautiful rock with a nice view and strip down for a naked sunset. We frequently skinny dipped in broad daylight in the Mokelumne River. It was just the wonderful free culture I grew up in.

But other than some swimming, never did naked at night outside of the standard context.
 

knucklegary

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As a teen I was a naked pot farmer in Northern California. Worked our garden in all my golden tan glory. :)

I would also periodically hike my canyon (clothed due to the tough brush), then find a beautiful rock with a nice view and strip down for a naked sunset. We frequently skinny dipped in broad daylight in the Mokelumne River. It was just the wonderful free culture I grew up in.

But other than some swimming, never did naked at night outside of the standard context.
Do not try roasting marshmallows in the buff unless you have a really long stick🤔
 

turbodog

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This reminds me of a video (from before youtube).

Two american boys are at the beach... dreaming of the nude European beaches and the fine things they envision there.

Then it cuts to two european boys at a nude beach, populated by older less fine things... while they dream of beaches in the US where clothes are required.
:crackup:
 

JimIslander

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This reminds me of a video (from before youtube).

Two american boys are at the beach... dreaming of the nude European beaches and the fine things they envision there.

Then it cuts to two european boys at a nude beach, populated by older less fine things... while they dream of beaches in the US where clothes are required.
:crackup:

Like Cheech and Chong heading down to Mexico to get some Spanish Fly. They get in a cab and the driver asks them "Hey Man! Do you know where I can get some American Fly?" :cool:
 
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