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**DONOTDELETE**
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I was looking for containers, and I comes across the flashlight isle. I decides to look em over since I have'nt been in a Kmart in a few years , and I gots a flashlight bug up my azzz. I see nuttin new so I begins to move on to accomplish my goal (containers), but for out of the corner of mine eyes...I see's something different. A flashlight all by it's lonesome on the top shelf.
It's an Emerson, It's got a funny shape with lotsa buttons....Hmmmm...interesting. It's also a blinking flashlight....neat!, but wait! theres more...It's also an AM FM radio...Kool!.....Oh my!..You can swith it over to a siren sound!! WOW!.....
Huh?....It's a rechargable?!....Has a plugin for headphones?! Youzer!.....Theres solar cells for recharging also?!...
Ya gotsta be kiddin!...No way!....It has a dynamo generator?!!
A backup compartment for three extra AA batteries?! ....It's rainproof?!...Holy $H!T!!
I looks to see what the price is...None to be found. So I decides to go to checkout for a price check ( I figers $30) and debate if it's worth it. I asks the guy with missin teeth at the register to checks the price of this find. He scanzit... He says a dolla ninety! I looks at da screen ... yep dolla ninety. I says - you sure you wants to sell me dat for one ninety? He sez ...dats the price. I sez .............K! (As in Super K!)
I gets to my vehicle fergettin completely about containers to inspect my prize, and tune into the song ( Yer just to good to be true).
It's an Emerson, It's got a funny shape with lotsa buttons....Hmmmm...interesting. It's also a blinking flashlight....neat!, but wait! theres more...It's also an AM FM radio...Kool!.....Oh my!..You can swith it over to a siren sound!! WOW!.....
Huh?....It's a rechargable?!....Has a plugin for headphones?! Youzer!.....Theres solar cells for recharging also?!...
Ya gotsta be kiddin!...No way!....It has a dynamo generator?!!
A backup compartment for three extra AA batteries?! ....It's rainproof?!...Holy $H!T!!
I looks to see what the price is...None to be found. So I decides to go to checkout for a price check ( I figers $30) and debate if it's worth it. I asks the guy with missin teeth at the register to checks the price of this find. He scanzit... He says a dolla ninety! I looks at da screen ... yep dolla ninety. I says - you sure you wants to sell me dat for one ninety? He sez ...dats the price. I sez .............K! (As in Super K!)
I gets to my vehicle fergettin completely about containers to inspect my prize, and tune into the song ( Yer just to good to be true).