Flashaholics Anonymous Meeting:
Me:"Hi my name is Cruise Missile and I'm a Flashaholic"
Audience responds "Hi CruiseMissile!"
Me: "I'm a flashaholic and lost my dog, my job, my house, my wife, my kids, the shirt off my back, etc.."
Audience: "Aawwwww, tell us more"
Me: "My friends, family and co-workers all were in disbelief at my flashaholism. My acquisiton of lights big and small, cheap and expensive, incan, led, etc.., for little or no apparent reason.
I just woke up in the a.m and had to have more and more lights, and more and more brightness.
I would associate with all the wrong types of people, mainly flashaholics, enlighted and even unenlightend people.
I lost all sense of right and wrong.
I'm jones-ing right now- Anyone got a Surefire and some primaries?"