Let's play chess.

[lightknot]

 

[Megalamuffin]

Does the winner get to keep the game pieces?

 

[KITROBASKIN]

Which is portly, King or Queen?

 

[bykfixer]

Well it's usually the king that's rotund……but in this case perhaps the queen is a full figured gal.

 

[lightknot]

The Queen is definitely full figured!

 

[Monocrom]

Lovely. But it would have been better if one side was bare aluminum.