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Hey do you think you could possibly find a smaller font size?

well. I can change it but I'll be taking out half a page with one post...notice I didn't expand DM51's threads all the way? hes been busy😉

Stalker! :thinking: :crackup: :duck: :popcorn:

well, there are threads out and about I would never touch just by reading the title...but reading post contents and locating certain gremlins...as contributed to more posts by yours truly. I'll stop that before b@rt throws me out
 
well, there are threads out and about I would never touch just by reading the title...but reading post contents and locating certain gremlins...as contributed to more posts by yours truly. I'll stop that before b@rt throws me out


:thinking: :shrug:

Anyways, Lol:

"Help a noob!"

"i see lights at the top of the page"

"Ok, hook me up with Eneloops and a charger..."

"Bad experience with Battery Station batteries"

"I HATE DURRACELL!!"
 
I have an tendency to browse different threads by tracking peoples posts...so compiling threads by date isn't so strange to me.
I sometimes do the same. If a person starts an interesting thread, chances are they've started others in the past. By just looking at the most recent threads there's no way I'd ever come across such threads.
 
I think that some people feel that they are entitled to your help and don't want to do any of the leg work themselves. I vote we start charging an hourly rate for hand holding. 😛

$20/hour sound fair right? 😀
 
Wil there be an exeption for people like me that dont raelly speak english. Because i have to do a translation of every word before i understand or type. If i do. Put yourself in my shoes it a hard job 2X the job.:banghead:

First word i searched was very long to find cause it is not a real word, lol. It is the word "NOOB":crackup:
 
I think Carrot is right. The thread started out in a humorous fashion, but it seems to be used now for pin pointing particular threads. In a sense, that's pin pointing particular posters.

If we had a thread that named members as a matter of ridicule, it wouldn't survive long. This reference to members by virtue of their threads is becoming uncomfortable.

How about getting back to humor, guys?
 
I loose my flashlights all the time.
I loosed my flashlight today.
I hate loosing my flashlights.

...or some variation where people don't know when to use lose/lost instead of loose.

Heh. I did a Googlefight comparison of losing versus loosing:

losing: 102 million
loosing: 7.4 million

(While the verb to loose--and thus the participle loosing--does exist, it is used so rarely that I'll bet that nearly all of the Internet uses of loosing actually ought to be losing.)
 
Wil there be an exeption for people like me that dont raelly speak english. Because i have to do a translation of every word before i understand or type. If i do. Put yourself in my shoes it a hard job 2X the job.:banghead:

First word i searched was very long to find cause it is not a real word, lol. It is the word "NOOB":crackup:

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:twak: looks like it has a rubberized grip but I can't tell for sure since I don't own one.







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Preferably AAA's.
Some Chinese manufacturer will read this thread and make a 2.9" long 6" diameter showerhead light with 60 AAAs (3s40p) DDing 300 LEDs and sell it for $29.87.

Then someone will buy it and post a thread about it!
 
My two personal favorites:

- "How does (Fill in the blank) compare to Surefire?"
Sometimes a question posted out of genuine curiosity by someone who recently signed up to CPF, and has noticed the generally high regard that Surefire lights enjoy on CPF... And other times it's just a trolling topic. The result is usually the same. Thread degenerates into yet another Surefire vs. (Fill in the blank) topic.


- "How many lumens does it take to blind an attacker?"
I'm not sure which one of us is more fed up with that topic... Me, for giving realistic replies that some don't want to hear since they can't stomach the truth. ~ Or ~ DM51, for locking the same topic over and over again for the following two reasons.

1) Folks not bothering to use the search function.

2) The topic eventually degenerates into a discussion on how to physically hurt people in general, and then get away with it. :shakehead
 
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