Sometimes I wonder why we bother with standards
You know the old saying... the great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
(xkcd allows hotlinking but not sure if CPF does, but that's OK because I'm not sure if I ended up hotlinking or not)
The best I fear we can hope for is ad copy that says "1002 lumens" in 24 point type at the top in black and "per FL-1 standard - 37 lumens per <some other standard>" in 3 point type at the bottom in pale grey.