there are some Jokes

Monocrom

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Lately I've been Really REALLY worried
and concerned about Dying Alone.

So I finally decided to DO something about it.

I have become a Bus Driver !
Hire a hitman to take you out.... Then, if you're still unhappy, pay him extra to take you to Heaven.... After that, if you're still unhappy, just pay him to end your Life. He'll physically be in the room with you, so you won't die alone!
 
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He's the reason you won't be getting the security deposit back.
 

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When you go to a restaurant and order a larger drink or fries, each place has it's own unique phraseology.
McDonalds has "Supersize me".
Burger King has "King Size me".
Jack in the Box was stuck with boring old "Upsize". Wonder why? They focus tested "Jack it up", and it did not go well for the customer orders.
 

Monocrom

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When you go to a restaurant and order a larger drink or fries, each place has it's own unique phraseology.
McDonalds has "Supersize me".
Burger King has "King Size me".
Jack in the Box was stuck with boring old "Upsize". Wonder why? They focus tested "Jack it up", and it did not go well for the customer orders.
The mechanic's garage next door complained. :)
 
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