there are some Jokes

[Chauncey Gardener]

Speaking of food -

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

Warning: Taco Bell tacos may contain nuts.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Server at a restaurant: Wanna box for your leftovers?
Customer: No, but I'll wrestle you for them!

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Monocrom]

Server at a restaurant: Wanna box for your leftovers?
Customer: No, but I'll wrestle you for them!

I'll just assume that the customer had a good sense of humor.... rather than being serious about it. (Sadly, this Day & Age, you never know.)

 

[PhotonWrangler]

I'll just assume that the customer had a good sense of humor.... rather than being serious about it. (Sadly, this Day & Age, you never know.)

Yeah, this could never happen in real life without being shamed on social media, or worse!

 

[Monocrom]

A Lawyer, a Priest, and a Rabbi are all in a Lifeboat together.
Shark comes along, tips the boat over. Eats the Priest and the Rabbi.
But leaves the Lawyer alone. Why.... Professional courtesy.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[bykfixer]

 

[PhotonWrangler]

If the earth was really flat, we'd be seeing TikToks of people falling off the edge by now.

 

[Monocrom]

If the earth was really flat, we'd be seeing TikToks of people falling off the edge by now.

Heck, they'd be jumping off the edge just for the views and internet clout.

 

[ghostguy6]

If the earth was really flat, we'd be seeing TikToks of people falling off the edge by now.

I think we would see a lot more of people pushing TikTok users off the edge

 

[ghostguy6]

Just a few

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

That last quote perfectly defines going woke.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[bykfixer]

 

[ghostguy6]

Just a few more

 

[PhotonWrangler]

You know you're getting older when your favorite music shows up in TV commercials for medicines.

 

[Monocrom]

Okay, I dare you. Tell me this is not hilarious....