there are some Jokes

"There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
– Will Rogers
 

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An old joke from Gabriel Iglesias back when a certain Muslim Prince paid him an obscene amount of money to perform in a certain Muslim nation, at an Underground show. Afterwards, a man walked up to him and asked if he could try out some jokes on him. Not wanting to be rude, Gabriel agreed.

First joke: "Two Jews walk into a Bar.... Not in my country."

As bad as that was, thankfully the man's pager didn't go off. ;)
 
An old joke from Gabriel Iglesias back when a certain Muslim Prince paid him an obscene amount of money to perform in a certain Muslim nation, at an Underground show. Afterwards, a man walked up to him and asked if he could try out some jokes on him. Not wanting to be rude, Gabriel agreed.

First joke: "Two Jews walk into a Bar.... Not in my country."

As bad as that was, thankfully the man's pager didn't go off. ;)
I got to work one of his shows once. Gabriel is an awesome person both on and off the stage. Its extremely hard to look professional when your standing back stage in uniform laughing so hard you have tears rolling down your face but your trying to hold it in.
It is true that fans actually bring cakes to the show for him and there really is a "MARTEEEEEEN!"
I would highly suggest watching his shows if you get the chance.
 
Cleveland Guardians.... Got rid of the Indians, kept the same crappy baseball team. Again, just because you re-name something, doesn't mean it now has legitimacy.
 
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