there are some Jokes
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Now I understand why sooo many dog-owners in my neighborhood go out at night, in their PJs.
HIGH FIVE!
What is the oldest profession in the world?
"It's us", the Carpenter said. "We built Noah's ark."
"No, no, no...", the Stonemason said. "We have the oldest profession. We built the walls of Jericho."
"You're both wrong.", the Electrician said. "When God said 'let there be light' we had been working all week, laying the cables."
"It's us", the Carpenter said. "We built Noah's ark."
"No, no, no...", the Stonemason said. "We have the oldest profession. We built the walls of Jericho."
"You're both wrong.", the Electrician said. "When God said 'let there be light' we had been working all week, laying the cables."
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that
his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over
with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that
his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over
with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
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Lessons learned camping in Ocotillo Wells, CA during a wind storm:
1. Watch out for flying saucers. The wind caught hold of a styrofoam bowl and sent it hovering across the landscape at 30+ mph.
2. Tents should be taken down when they start doing yoga positions. Mine was doing downward dog before I took it down. It was a Northface Stormbreak 2 staked down in 14 spots. Always leave the fly attached by one stake separate from the tent body so you can chase down and tackle the tumbleweed, or tent body and the fly doesn't take off on you too.
3. If your car trunk is bungeecorded shut due to damage, the wind can open it up, use the trunk as a sail, and start pushing your car around.
4. Foldable solar panels don't work well blown over and upside down.
1. Watch out for flying saucers. The wind caught hold of a styrofoam bowl and sent it hovering across the landscape at 30+ mph.
2. Tents should be taken down when they start doing yoga positions. Mine was doing downward dog before I took it down. It was a Northface Stormbreak 2 staked down in 14 spots. Always leave the fly attached by one stake separate from the tent body so you can chase down and tackle the tumbleweed, or tent body and the fly doesn't take off on you too.
3. If your car trunk is bungeecorded shut due to damage, the wind can open it up, use the trunk as a sail, and start pushing your car around.
4. Foldable solar panels don't work well blown over and upside down.
