there are some Jokes

[russprechtl]

My wife wonders where I get my more esoteric knowledge. I just pay attention to my partners in crime and come away with something new and fascinating. She describes it differently, however. She quotes Undersherrif Vic Moretti from the Longmire Books - "I am consistently amazed at the s@#t in your head".

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

My wife wonders where I get my more esoteric knowledge. I just pay attention to my partners in crime and come away with something new and fascinating. She describes it differently, however. She quotes Undersherrif Vic Moretti from the Longmire Books - "I am consistently amazed at the s@#t in your head".

If she only knew.....

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

It's been 15 years, but I've never come close.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Look, I'm not sayin yer not cool. I'm just sayin you're not Joe Walsh coming to work in his jammies cool.​

 

[Monocrom]

"I'm going to gruntle this fine woman."

Yeah, it sounds sleazier than just going to make her happy.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[bluflaam777]

We really do need to stop this daylight savings BS

 

[russprechtl]

If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

 

[bluflaam777]

^inflation?

 

[russprechtl]

^inflation?

I suppose it could also be the "shrinkflation" everyone refers to nowadays as well. 😁

 

[Monocrom]

DST isn't even a 6 month / 6month split.

Honestly, stop putting the clocks back to their normal hour. Just set them ahead one more time and leave them there. Since that's where they are set for literally most of the year anyway.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

I suppose it could also be the "shrinkflation" everyone refers to nowadays as well. 😁

 

[russprechtl]

One for our crowd - why do people say "after dark" when it's actually "after light"?

 

[Monocrom]

One for our crowd - why do people say "after dark" when it's actually "after light"?

Sounds a bit too close to "After life."
I don't want to be doing $#&% when I'm dead.
Let me Rest in Peace!

 

[russprechtl]

Sounds a bit too close to "After life."
I don't want to be doing $#&% when I'm dead.
Let me Rest in Peace!

Amen!

 

[bluflaam777]

 

[PhotonWrangler]

How do chemists spell banana?

Credit: Journal of Irreproducable Results

 

[dc38]

How to chemists spell banana?

View attachment 75207
Credit: Journal of Irreproducable Results

I would've thought "K"