there are some Jokes

[bluflaam777]

If toast always falls buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped them?

If it was a tortilla and you tossed him on a grill, you'd have gato tacos

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

If toast always falls buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped them?

You'd bleed.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

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[russprechtl]

You'd bleed.

Just like I fell into a Cuisinart.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

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[PhotonWrangler]

If toast always falls buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped them?

You would have de-feeted the toast problem.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

If toast always falls buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped them?

OR, you just might start a chain reaction that rips the very fabric that's holding the Universe together. Better to not attempt such foolishness.

 

[russprechtl]

OR, you just might start a chain reaction that rips the very fabric that's holding the Universe together. Better to not attempt such foolishness.

Like Marty McFly, Doc Brown, and the space/ time continuum.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Like Marty McFly, Doc Brown, and the space/ time continuum.

Exactly. You don't want to mess with such.

 

[ghostguy6]

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"I'm the most useful of all!"

 

[The Hawk]

Has anyone seen my left-handed screwdriver?

 

[bluflaam777]

^so you can more easily get to the knutten valve? or to loosen the nut behind the wheel?

 

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[Chauncey Gardener]

 

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[bluflaam777]

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a stranger's leg you can actually hear them say "WTF are you doing!?!?"

 

[AMD64Brunette]

I asked my mom (over the phone) this morning "What kind of pie are you today, Mom? Cherry, apple, or blueberry?"

(It's March 14th today.) Pi Day.