Brehhhhhh that upper lip splotch whyyyy
there are some Jokes
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PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Contact dermatitis from working in a dirty, gritty environment.
I wasn't thinking dermatitis, but aaa ...the rest checks out. Seems legit.
When you do get them, it's oatmeal.... and not the soft kind.
It takes courage for a man to admit that his wife is wrong.
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Oh look, that one's shaped like an idiot".
A man at my wife's
work has been
sexually harassing
her, but honestly I
feels like it's her
fault. She chose to
work from home
and she knows
how I feel about
Dat A$$.
work has been
sexually harassing
her, but honestly I
feels like it's her
fault. She chose to
work from home
and she knows
how I feel about
Dat A$$.
Him: What does sex feel like for a woman?
Her: It's like when your child helps you clean and you tell them what a great job they did knowing full well you're going to have to go back and finish it yourself.
Her: It's like when your child helps you clean and you tell them what a great job they did knowing full well you're going to have to go back and finish it yourself.
Him: You're my drug.
Her: Aww, you can't live without me?
Him: No, you cost too much and you're ruining my life.
Her: Aww, you can't live without me?
Him: No, you cost too much and you're ruining my life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a hen.
Because he was a hen.
Office of the Sheriff
Todd K. Baxter, Sheriff ...... Kory Brown, UnderSheriff
We have been made aware of multiple Coyotes sightings within Monroe County.
Typically Coyotes are nocturnal, but it's not uncommon to see them during the day.
Marely, seeing one is NOT the reason to call 911. However there are certain
behaviors that are cause for alarm,
Specifically:
Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME"
Coyotes dropping anvils from Hot Air Balloon.
Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed"
Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.
Coyote in possession of a catapult.
Coyote detonating "TNT"
Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.
Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behavior.
Todd K. Baxter, Sheriff ...... Kory Brown, UnderSheriff
We have been made aware of multiple Coyotes sightings within Monroe County.
Typically Coyotes are nocturnal, but it's not uncommon to see them during the day.
Marely, seeing one is NOT the reason to call 911. However there are certain
behaviors that are cause for alarm,
Specifically:
Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME"
Coyotes dropping anvils from Hot Air Balloon.
Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed"
Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.
Coyote in possession of a catapult.
Coyote detonating "TNT"
Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.
Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behavior.
Painting tunnels onto solid rock faces...
Ah, the joys of getting older as your non-replaceable parts start wearing out faster.
JediNight
Newly Enlightened
If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
