there are some Jokes
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Rather odd that The Devil didn't disguise himself as a more adorable animal to look at.... like a bunny rabbit.
The inventor of dentures really missed an opportunity. He should have called them "substitooths".
The fall of Mankind was going to happen sooner or sooner.
IMA SOL MAN
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Subsititooths - that is hilarious! 
IMA SOL MAN
Flashlight Enthusiast
Oh Lord, I'm crying! 😂
What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
Me: Wish I was an adult.
Me: Wish I was an adult.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
I blacked out and had trouble breathing recently trying to do a headstand...then I realized it was from my fat roll covering my face.
Harry: Hey Sarah, ur probably still asleep. Feels weird to text u, since we broke up. But I gotta tell u smth.
Clyde: Hey : ) Sarah's still sleepin'. Gave her a Wild night, she passed out this mornin'. What u want to tell her?
Loser.
Harry: Tell her my HIV test came back positive. Thx.
Clyde: Hey : ) Sarah's still sleepin'. Gave her a Wild night, she passed out this mornin'. What u want to tell her?
Loser.
Harry: Tell her my HIV test came back positive. Thx.
My boss touched me inappropriately today.
Then I remembered, I'm self-employed.
Then I remembered, I'm self-employed.
HR wants to speak with you the next time you're in front of a mirror.
You know you're having a bad day when someone asks, "Why do you hit yourself in the head with a hammer?" and you reply, "Because it feels so good when I stop!"
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Every time I want a good joke, I just hit the "lock screen" button on my phone. Gets me every time.
