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chip100t

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I just found out one of my friends was rushed to hospital with a vacuum cleaner stuck up his butt. When I rang a nurse said he was picking up well.
 

bykfixer

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Hooked on Fenix

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Due to supply chain issues and inability to keep up with demand for chicken breasts, legs, thighs, and wings, stores decided to cut out the middle man and sell live poultry. So far it’s working out great. The chickens are flying off the shelves.
 

thermal guy

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A woman can run faster with her dress up then a man can with his pants down 😂. That’s a life lesson right there
 

Hooked on Fenix

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I was at Stater Bros the other day. One of the restrooms had a sign saying it had a baby changing area. The other restroom had a sign for a baby hanging area. This was in California. So many punchlines that will get me in trouble. I’ll have to leave it at that.
 
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