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Our dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles so we took him to the vet to get checked out.

No word yet.
 
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I just found out one of my friends was rushed to hospital with a vacuum cleaner stuck up his butt. When I rang a nurse said he was picking up well.
 
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I had a friend who said he broke his toe tripping over the vacuum cleaner. I told him, “that sucks.”
 
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One of my life goals is to finish a tube of Chapstick before losing it. Baby steps.
 
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Due to supply chain issues and inability to keep up with demand for chicken breasts, legs, thighs, and wings, stores decided to cut out the middle man and sell live poultry. So far it’s working out great. The chickens are flying off the shelves.
 
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A woman can run faster with her dress up then a man can with his pants down 😂. That’s a life lesson right there
 
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In this week's weather in Tuscon, Arizona it was raining flying trampolines followed by several power outages.



Next week calls for swarms of locusts and raining cats and dogs. Don't step in a poodle.
 
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I was at Stater Bros the other day. One of the restrooms had a sign saying it had a baby changing area. The other restroom had a sign for a baby hanging area. This was in California. So many punchlines that will get me in trouble. I’ll have to leave it at that.
 

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