Chauncey Gardiner
Flashaholic
Poppy, Stop reading if you've heard this one.
Three guys had been quietly fishing for a spell when one of them shared - "My wife made me clean the garage as a condition of being able to come today." About 15 minutes later another guy sighed and confessed - "My wife made paint the laundry room." 30 minutes had passed sans a spoken word when the two guys started casting glances at the third. After another 30 minutes, one of the first guys asked - "Well, what'd your wife say when you told her we were going on this trip?" The third guy ever so slightly shrugged his shoulders and replied - "The only thing she said was - "Don't forget your sunblock."
The three fishermen were quiet for another hour or so when finally one of them just had to ask - "Really? Your wife didn't make you do anything to be able to come fishing?! How come?"
"Well guys, I didn't tell my wife we were planning this trip a month ago. Matter of fact I only brought it up this morning at 3 am. I gently woke her and asked "Sex or fishing?" She rolled over and said - "Don't forget your sunblock."
Three guys had been quietly fishing for a spell when one of them shared - "My wife made me clean the garage as a condition of being able to come today." About 15 minutes later another guy sighed and confessed - "My wife made paint the laundry room." 30 minutes had passed sans a spoken word when the two guys started casting glances at the third. After another 30 minutes, one of the first guys asked - "Well, what'd your wife say when you told her we were going on this trip?" The third guy ever so slightly shrugged his shoulders and replied - "The only thing she said was - "Don't forget your sunblock."
The three fishermen were quiet for another hour or so when finally one of them just had to ask - "Really? Your wife didn't make you do anything to be able to come fishing?! How come?"
"Well guys, I didn't tell my wife we were planning this trip a month ago. Matter of fact I only brought it up this morning at 3 am. I gently woke her and asked "Sex or fishing?" She rolled over and said - "Don't forget your sunblock."