there are some Jokes

[Dave_H]

Resort owner: Did you come here for a rest?
Undercover cop: Yes I came here for arrest.


Dave

 

[Crazyeddiethefirst]

"May the 4th be with you."

- Jedi Knight leaving his dentist office

Also spoken by the 3rd ex-wife to her husband, at his fourth wedding ceremony as he is getting into the honeymoon car….

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Proctologists should be called astronauts

 

[bykfixer]

Buh-dum-shpeeeeeee

 

[PhotonWrangler]

The crow bar was a great invention. Before that. crows had to drink at home.

 

[Dave_H]

Einstein (supposedly) once said:

What a perfect Nu-clear day,
perfect for going fission.


Dave