PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
This is the factory reset sequence for an early series of GE smart bulbs, The joke is that it's real.
there are some Jokes
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This is the factory reset sequence for an early series of GE smart bulbs, The joke is that it's real.
Dave_H
Flashlight Enthusiast
All of which leads me to at least a feeble attempt at a joke...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Smart Bulb
Smart Bulb who?
Smart Bulb <ON><OFF>
<ON><OFF>
<ON><OFF>
<ON><OFF>
<ON><OFF>
<ON><OFF>
<ON>
Dave
Dave_H
Flashlight Enthusiast
Three top names for a pet crow:
(1) Cawlin
(2) Cawleen
(3) Macawlay
Dave
(1) Cawlin
(2) Cawleen
(3) Macawlay
Dave
Buck_nekid
Newly Enlightened
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opposum/ground hog/raccoon/rabbit it could be done.
To prove to the opposum/ground hog/raccoon/rabbit it could be done.
Dave_H
Flashlight Enthusiast
(Best told with reference to Canada or England)
Refugee: "Sir, I seek political asylum!"
Bystander: "Go to the House of Commons, it's the biggest political asylum in the country!"
Dave
(courtesy of BBC Goon Show, circa 1950's)
Refugee: "Sir, I seek political asylum!"
Bystander: "Go to the House of Commons, it's the biggest political asylum in the country!"
Dave
(courtesy of BBC Goon Show, circa 1950's)
Chauncey Gardiner
Flashaholic
Ya gotta hand it to short people.
They can't reach it themselves.
They can't reach it themselves.
IMA SOL MAN
Flashlight Enthusiast
The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson from Wednesday, August 30, 2023 | TheFarSide.com
A cartoon from The Far Side® comic strip by Gary Larson from Wednesday, August 30, 2023 | Transcript:
www.thefarside.com
Reminds me of the time a Little Person in a very nice custom 3-piece suit politely asked me to hand him a book that was on the top shelf, at the public library. (Obviously I helped him out.) No joke here. Just a polite and pleasant exchange between the two of us. That was decades ago.
IMA SOL MAN
Flashlight Enthusiast
Was it a short exchange?
Ironically, yes; yes it was.
Chauncey Gardiner
Flashaholic
Well, better a short than an ex. Better a short exchange than a shortchange.
Chauncey Gardiner
Flashaholic
I no longer see my wife and kids, and It's all because of gambling.
I WON the lottery and moved to Hawaii.
I WON the lottery and moved to Hawaii.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
What do newborn babies in Beverly Hills say?
Gucci-gucci-gucci!
Gucci-gucci-gucci!
Dave_H
Flashlight Enthusiast
"Victory Shall Be Mine!"
Dave
Dave
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Is that a real product? What is it actually?
Chauncey Gardiner
Flashaholic
This one almost made me cry. 
