there are some Jokes

[Dave_H]

Is that a real product? What is it actually?

Yes it's real, I have one unopened, rescued from an office cleanup at a place I worked several years ago. It's a sort of energy drink. In this case, the item is the joke. Web search on it is interesting!

Dave

Stewie's Mind Erase Elixir - Family Guy Wiki

It contains my proprietary chemical mixture of Taurine, Inositol, Caffeine, Vitamin B, Niacin, and Pant Acid that results in superhuman strength with the minor side effect of having your mind erased. Which shouldn't matter too much seeing you are now all under my control! Ha! Victory is mine!"

familyguy.shoutwiki.com

 

[Monocrom]

Well, at least it has some healthy Vitamin B in it.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Apparently spleens need to be vented occasionally. I don't remember that from health class.

 

[Monocrom]

Apparently spleens need to be vented occasionally. I don't remember that from health class.

I went to public school.... Only thing covered in Health class was how to get girls pregnant.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

I went to public school.... Only thing covered in Health class was how to get girls pregnant.

That was your takeaway? I'm pretty sure the lesson was how NOT to impregnate a woman.

 

[Monocrom]

That was your takeaway? I'm pretty sure the lesson was how NOT to impregnate a woman.

Nope! Emphasis was clearly on how to bang.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Nope! Emphasis was clearly on how to bang.

So, it was a Pro Procreation health class sponsored by Nike?
Who was the instructor, Michael Scott?

 

[hsa]

Did you pass that class?

 

[Monocrom]

Did you pass that class?

Miss Santiago was very pleased with my performance. That teacher gave me an A+.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Monocrom]

Nice compromise.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

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That kitchen belongs to a single guy. Probably a MGTOW guy.

 

[Monocrom]

That kitchen belongs to a single guy. Probably a MGTOW guy.

That kitchen is too clean and organized for any Single man.

 

[Poppy]

At first glance I missed the fact that the island was a snap on tool box. I got the joke, though. I just expected the tool box to be out in the garage.

Living with a woman, means that if YOU want to stay happy, YOU have to learn to compromise to keep her happy.

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
LOL... life is easier that way.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

 

[Poppy]

I like it!

 

[bykfixer]

I can definitely relate

 

[Dave_H]

Here is a little sign I made up quite a number of years ago at work, to warn people
against going into a certain filing cabinet.


Dave

 

[IMA SOL MAN]