there are some Jokes

[Poppy]

My dad was a local driver. A union man. He wouldn't mind sitting, cause he got paid by the hour.
Those over the road drivers though, if they ain't rolling, they ain't making money.

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

My dad was a local driver. A union man. He wouldn't mind sitting, cause he got paid by the hour.
Those over the road drivers though, if they ain't rolling, they ain't making money.

It varies from truck company to truck company. Some will pay while you sit at the dock, others won't. Doesn't seem to be a standard industry wide.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

If lightning strikes an orchestra, who's the most likely to get hit?


















The Conductor. 🤓

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

If lightning strikes an orchestra, who's the most likely to get hit?


















The Conductor. 🤓

Dad joke!

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Dave_H]

A bit of an old one, forgive me if you've heard it as I'm scraping the barrel on this one...

Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the words defense, detail, deduct,and defeat in a sentence?"

Johnny: (thinks for a bit) "Deduct went over defense with defeat before detail".

Dave

 

[bykfixer]

 

[bigburly912]

Supply chain. Greatest joke of 2023. Ordered a padmount transformer lately??????

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

I remember when Michael Jackson set his hair on fire filming a Pepsi commercial.

Five minutes later someone came up with the new Michael Jackson shampoo. It was called Head and Smolders. You didn’t rub it in. You just applied it and beat it.