there are some Jokes

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A guy walks into a bar and says……

We are ruining young people by allowing them to work and help their families! They should just go without to help with character!!!!!

That's it. That's the whole joke.
 

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One day a man was walking down a sidewalk on a sunny day in California. He was thinking of God. Suddenly it got cloudy and a voice from the sky said "you have been a faithful servant, I will grant you one wish".

The man said "I wish for a bridge that goes to Hawaii so I can drive there any time I want". God said "that is a very materialistic request. Do you know how many tons of steel and concrete would be required to reach the bottom of the Pacific?" He continued "sure I can do it, but it's very hard to justify so please make another wish".

The man thought for a minute and says "God I wish to understand a woman, what she feels, what she thinks, what she means when she says "nothing", what she wants".

God said "you want two lanes of four lanes on that bridge?"
 

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"I bet you didn't know, I'm a trapeze artist".

"Really?"

"Yeah, do you want me to sketch one for you?'


Dave
That one is courtesy of the BBC Goon Show of the 1950's.

BTW are we allowed to recycle some older jokes, which may have been posted a while ago, without having to dodge more than the usual flying overripe fruit?

Dave
 
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