Chuck Norris bowled a perfect 300.....with a tennis ball.Even more Chuck Norris humor:
Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars. He was The Force.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the practice dummy back to life.
The Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand, while he is sitting on it.
Chuck Norris wears shoes to protect sharp objects from his feet.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a black mamba. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
When Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he scares the darkness away.
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.