there are some Jokes

[Skier]

View attachment 25787

...alt version...Tennis Ball

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Our dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles so we took him to the vet to get checked out.

No word yet.

 

[chip100t]

I just found out one of my friends was rushed to hospital with a vacuum cleaner stuck up his butt. When I rang a nurse said he was picking up well.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

I had a friend who said he broke his toe tripping over the vacuum cleaner. I told him, "that sucks."

 

[knucklegary]

If prisoners could take their own mug shots they'd be called Cellfies

 

[Ropetangler]

Our dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles so we took him to the vet to get checked out.

No word yet.

And I thought that the punchline was going to be the "The vet was lost for words"

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

And I thought that the punchline was going to be the "The vet was lost for words"

"No vowel movement, yet."

 

[Burgess]

"No vowel movement, yet."

This COULD spell DISASTER !

 

[knucklegary]

CONSTIPATION = 16 PTS

 

[PhotonWrangler]

I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

^ Tin Man's bathroom.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

View attachment 26760

Well, it can seal up that crack, but your plumbing is bound to get backed up. T.p. is the better option for sure.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

One of my life goals is to finish a tube of Chapstick before losing it. Baby steps.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Did you hear about the sale at the Lego store? People were lined up for blocks

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

Due to supply chain issues and inability to keep up with demand for chicken breasts, legs, thighs, and wings, stores decided to cut out the middle man and sell live poultry. So far it's working out great. The chickens are flying off the shelves.

 

[thermal guy]

A woman can run faster with her dress up then a man can with his pants down 😂. That's a life lesson right there

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

In this week's weather in Tuscon, Arizona it was raining flying trampolines followed by several power outages.



Next week calls for swarms of locusts and raining cats and dogs. Don't step in a poodle.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

It works!!

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

I was at Stater Bros the other day. One of the restrooms had a sign saying it had a baby changing area. The other restroom had a sign for a baby hanging area. This was in California. So many punchlines that will get me in trouble. I'll have to leave it at that.