Dave_H
Flashlight Enthusiast
Resort owner: Did you come here for a rest?
Undercover cop: Yes I came here for arrest.
Dave
Undercover cop: Yes I came here for arrest.
Dave
Also spoken by the 3rd ex-wife to her husband, at his fourth wedding ceremony as he is getting into the honeymoon car…."May the 4th be with you."
- Jedi Knight leaving his dentist office
Buh dum shpeeeeeeeeeMy dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
** with full credit to Monty Python for this one**
Dave
A photographer well known for high quality large portraits visited a friend, who offered him a drink.
"Would you like a small shot of Schnapps?"
"No thanks, I don't like small Schnapps shots".
Dave
Lol. Now there's a cartoon for flashaholics.
Lol. Now there's a cartoon for flashaholics.
Ha! One summer I went outside after dark with a yellow photon microlight to see if it would attract fireflies if I flashed it. It worked. I think the firefly was really disappointed though.